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The dentists give you rusted metal teeth replacements

I wish for something useful

your given a bomb that is useful to a terrorist and you are arrested

I wish I was a werewolf

granted. you become a werewolf. the townspeople know what's happening. they start plotting, plannig on your demise... eventually, you take a silver bullet to the heart and die, and that is the end of you!

i wish someone would look at my page and read my game idea.

Granted, but I thought it was horrible, so horrible that I burn your user page and you have to make a new account. JK, it was okay.

I wish people would use better grammar and not Type Like This or this OR THIS. But Like This Is The Worst To Me.

GRANTED, HOW ABOUT THIS???????!!!!!!!!1111

I wish people wouldn't settle so much for mediocre literature these days.

granted. they settle for HORRIBLE literature, instead of just mediocre.

i wish for christmas break to last forever.

Granted. It remains bitterly cold forever, destroying all agriculture and leading to the extinction of all lifeforms.

I wish I was a better programmer.

granted. you become so good, that all the other programmers become jealous and kidnap you, making you tell them your secrets. when they finish, they dispose of you. haha.

i wish i was the hottest guy on the face of the planet. oh, wait, i already am!! Just kidding.

but seriously, i want a unicorn.

the_manta, wish granted. Unfortunately, unicorns are not real, so I'm sorry, your wish is not granted. Aww, how sad LOL.. :P

I wish that someone could ruin my wish like what people do in this thread.. :P

granted. you... uh... you... hmm... you get a bullet to the head. don't mess with my mind, man! that's what happens!!

i wish i had my very own pet manta ray.

You wish! BWAHAHAHAHA! :P

I wish I could sleep with Nicole Sherzinger someday..I mean, *sleep* together, literally..LOL! :P

You're never gonna get there and I think she has a boyfriend.

I wish there was world peace.

Well..the Hamas are still dangerous, so I think you *only* wish! :P LOL..

I also wish there was world peace..

Two worlds in the gammatronic 6000 dimension have peace. Wish granted.

I wish for pie.

A fat man took them all. =P

I wish for a money machine.