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@ Destor, I like Shadow the Hedgehog, and Shadow the Hedgehog the videogame is awesome!

GhostShadow, you die for not making a wish!

I wish for Shadow the Hedgehog 2 to come out and be the best game on earth.

It fails. Badly.

I wish for exactly 10 pounds of fudge.

granted, but it comes with maggots.

I wish for a blue, plastic, table chair.

Granted. But since you cant make up your mind whether you want a table or chair, you get a blue plastic ladder instead.

I wish people aren't so materialistic.

Granted. But when the people aren't materialistic they get blown up by a giant McCarthy robot.

I wish I was Indiana Jones.

Granted, you get smashed by that door AND forget your hat.

I wish for chedder.

granted, but you discover cheddar is just moldy cow juice and get horribly sick and die.

i wish i had perfect posture.

granted. but because u sat up straight, it was easier for the terrorist who is hunting you to shoot you.

i want to have sex with a hot blond stripper

Granted. Someone shoves an iron rod up your bum and it comes out your mouth.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Poop. My post was too late. Although if you replace rod with pole it almost makes sense...

the monkey shoves an iron rod up your bum and it comes out your mouth.


i wish i owned the playboy mansion

the monkey shoves an iron rod up your bum and it comes out your mouth.


i wish i owned the playboy mansion

granted but all the playboy bunnies kick you out the next day as Hugh Hefner uses his immense funds to buy it back

I wish some good indestructable but easily chewable cheese that will not harm me or anyone else in a bad way, and make it a good size yet not too big to the point were I can't eat it... in other words make it perfect, and I like all cheese... (oh yes do not make it any disgusting kind of cheese jokes like toe cheese and the such). and if it anything happens to it the wish granter below will instantly be hunted... by a cheese monster.

it is called corrupt a wish, so I can disregard all of that, but I won't. Your cheese is a block of cheese from Pluto and it is encased in ice that will never melt no matter what and so it cannot be eaten.

I wish for some Nachos

Granted! But the nachos start flying and they all hit you in the chest! Hahaha sucks to be you!

I wish for... a Shotgun!