I wish for a mega king sized pizza, preferably not on top of me, and the cheese on it never goes bad or molds, and it has no vegetables on it, and that it is pepperoni, and that the pepperoni is un-corruptable, and the pizza crust is perfectly made and doesn't taste like crud, I also want it to be an un-corruptable pizza that no one can corrupt, and that if someone corrupts it, then Michael Jackson will find them and get them.
Due to Your Pizzas Awesomeness-ness-ness God finds it should not belong to this world, fortunately your pizza comes out perfectly, too bad you didn't wish for it to be delivered, eh? oh and the Michael Jackson thing? I'm 17 so I don't have to worry about him...
I wish the person below had 5 dollars and would give it to me, no strings attached...
I wish for a literal ton of gold in an uncrackable-unbreakable safe in which I am the only one who knows the combo, of course this safe must be reasonably sized and in a location right underneath my house, it must have biometrics installed and I must not be harmed by anyone until the day I die and nobody can use the gold in me...