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Granted, but its actually a time machine which sends you to the moment right before you travel trough time. (infinte loop, mwahaha)

I wish for vegetables to be tasty.

granted but you start to puff up into a giant ball and then ...... EXPLODE!

i wish for the person below me to get hit with my arrow

granted but it flew magically to you, hitting you in the head.

i wish that people can understand sarcasm.

Granted, but then you get hit by a truck.

I wish for a pair of guards with tazers.

Granted, but they're the guards of someone else and taze you.
I wish for modern music not to s*** anymore

Granted, every other music becomes s***.

I wish for a private plane.

Granted, but it's so private that the only person allowed in is the pilot.
I wish for a portal gun.

Granted but it malfunctions and sends you to middle of no where!

I wish to be myself!

Granted, you become yourself which was a clump of dirt.

I wish that Waldorf would stop mentioning me in his posts.

Granted, but you turn out to be a maniac. You get arrested and spend the rest of your life in an isolation cell, being yourself.
I wish for ads to make sense again.

Nija'd, Granted, but now you don't make any sence.

(I'll answer darkfire's wish because gamer didn't make one)
Granted, but now I mentioned you in my post.
I wish for people not to forget making a wish.

sorry I forgot. Grnated, but now you start forgetting. I wish for a giant warrior elephant that will do my bidding.

Granted, but despite his size and warrior-ness he doesn't have the slightest bit of power.
I wish for sneaking to be even more overpowered in skyrim.

Granted but now it gets dark at 5 am.