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Granted, but he walks away and you don't notice.
I wish it would be weekend already.

Granted, but on the weekend there was rain and a lightning storm causing a blackout

no wish!

I wish someone wants me to mention his or her nickname in my posts!

Granted, F*you now wants to be mentioned.
I wish that I would be able to come up with proper wishes.

Hehem, you didn't make a wish.
I wish for a friend.

Granted, your friend was actually a serial killer and by the time you found out, it was already too late.

I wish that I could not wish for a wish.

granted, you cant never make a wish again and nothing can change that.

i wish to be invincible and immortal.

Granted, but you're forever drifting in space... Alone.
I wish for a dollar

Granted, it got stolen by a thief.

I wish that trolls and spammers never existed.

Granted, but every post you ever make is ninja'd by at least 12 other posts.

I wish for a new Super Giant Games game.

Granted, it gets cancelled under mysterious circumstances.

I wish for a walking and talking fish.

Granted, It walks on you and annoys you with it's fish-talk.


I wish for a fart.

Granted, but you collapse because it's so smelly.
I wish for a sandwich

granted but it has toxic mushrooms in AND on it. you die while hallucinating.

i wish i can create new planets with life.

Granted, but your imagination was so terrible that all your planets with life on it looked like a complete mess.

I wish for a huge and light sword.