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And I wish i had remembered to wish for something

Granted. Congratulations! You just created a time paradox!
I wish I could use reverse-reverse psychology.

Granted. People now pirate you.
I wish for a spaceship to be under my control.

Granted, but that wish doesn't get granted.
I wish I wouldn't be a fish.

granted but you're an ant and i squish you

i wish to know what is the last number of pi(i did that wish cause im bored

Granted. You now know that there's a chance of 1 in 10 for it to be 2.
I wish for pedobear not to hide under my bed.

granted but he comes back

I wish to cxtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. huh? I wish to stop falling asleep on my key board

Granted, you now fall asleep every time you take a test.

I wish for a transforming weapon.

Granted, but the weapon transforms itself into a teddybear.
I wish for my computer to be faster.

Granted, it cannot take the sudden burst of fastness and burns out completely.

I wish for a wooden staff.

granted but white ants it eat.

i wish for cold magma.

Granted, but now you have to dig for 4 months with your trusty old spade to actually get to the magma

sorry i forgot to wish I wish i hade a satelite network !

Granted, but all the satellites are broken.
I wish for people to be active when it's afternoon here instead of 22:00-02:00.

Granted, but your only active from 22:00-2:00

i wish for an invisible friend