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Granted, but it has no USBs, and can't connect to the internet! D:

I wish my internet was like, 100 times faster

Granted your internet is 100x faster, but your data caps at 10MB and you're charge $100 for every additional MB

I wish I knew how to ride a bicycle...

Granted, but you're going to forget it in 10 seconds

I wish I could speak French

Granted, but you will be forced to live in a hole in the ground in South Africa for the rest of your life

i wish i was good at Halo

Granted, but everyone else in the world will be as good as you or better

I wish I were better at Math

Granted. But the computer beat you again.
I wish I could find gold.

Granted, but you will find so few gold that it wouldn't worth more than 100$

I wish I won the lottery

Um yeah sure buddy except it was the LOTTERY FOR DEATH !!!

SAY NIGHT
TO THE HEADLIGHTS

I wish the car that ran over APGC would be cleaned

Granted, but they always get hit when they do...

I wish for a world with sushi cats

(spoiler alert below (Sushi Cat-a-pult))
Granted, but they would eat the Earth like they did with the Moon

I wish I could do like 5 things at the same time

Granted, but it's going to be a little different

I wish I had 1,000,000,000$

Granted it makes a bag and suffocates you.

I wish I wasn't fine with sushi cats eating the earth... Cuz I am one

Granted. But by the will of God, everything vanishes.
I wish I had a hat.

Granted, the hat is extremely heavy and blocks your vision.

I wish I had a bucket of red paint.

Granted, the main ingredient used was your blood

I wish something exciting would happen