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Granted but they produce offsprings and all of them wreck the world and kill all humans.
I wish I did not corrupt his wish.

Granted, but I did instead, and seven billion and fourteen humans were randomly selected and transformed into kittens and you became that one raccoon.

I wish a friendly alien from space will land in my backyard today.

Granted, but he's so tiny that you'd "accidentaly" step on him

I wish I weren't lazy anymore

Granted, but you became even less active because of..... *tries to keep it a secret*
I wish to buy a new pen.

Granted, but it is going to break the first time you use it
I wish I could wait 30 seconds before posting

Granted, but you get banned for double posting.

I wish sushi cats ruled the universe and nothing could stop them since anything that would stop them are in the sushi cats' belly... Cuz the sushi cats ate the universe

Granted but you won't be able to see it as it would wipe humanity out.
I wish for a new bike.

Granted, but it's going to be stolen
I wish I could sleep well

Granted but someone stole the bed.
I wish for a new challenge.

Granted, but you'll never do it
I wish life was easier

Granted but you became the laziest of the lot.
I wish I were an admin.

Granted, but you'd have to wait 30 years before being able to use the admin powers
I wish we could get like, over 100 posts today again

Granted but you spammed a lot and either now have to face the consequences.
I wish for a ball.

Granted, but you're going to lose it in 1 day
I wish I could drink more water

Granted but you became a reservoir.
I wish for a new bat.