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Granted, but it will be a Friday in 100 years!

I wish that i would meet all of you awesome AG members in person.

Granted, but we speak different languages, so, you couldn't understand us

I wish I could speak more languages

Granted, but all the languages you learn suddenly stop being spoken.

I wish for infinite Taco Bell that will never go bad.

Granted. but Taco-Bell shuts down before you can buy it

I wish i could transform into a black cat

Granted, but all the black cats could transform into you

I wish I knew the answers for all the tests I'm going to do in my life

Granted. but you die before you can answer them :P

I wish i could make a paradox

Granted, but the paradox would be fixed by the Universe's AI

I wish I was smarter than everyone else

Granted, but a bus hits you while you are granted the wish while crossing the road. R.I.P.

I wish to live for 100 years or more so I can outlive my enemies.

P.S.- Because of my last wish which you granted on Page 1050, this wish's corruption will be reversed. Beat that!

Granted, but the corruption was that your wish would not be corrupted, it would be invalid, it's different (I think)

I wish I could live until AG's 100th anniversary!

Granted, you'll be a bed-ridden old man by then. So you'll probably forget that its AG's 100th birthday by then. No special corruption needed, just time.

P.S.- @armorplayergc you didn't corrupt my last wish did you? You just stopped my corruption reversal.

Granted, but you made no wish

I wish that this wish was 50% less corrupted than usual

Granted but it is still corrupted 50%

I wish for this wish to be a wish that isn't a wish that is a wish that isn't a wish that is a wish

Granted, but the wish would simply be "null"

I wish for a very awesome computer for free!

Granted but it has bonzai buddy on it

I wish for HALLOWEEN

Granted, but Christmas would be skipped

I wish that we were in December already