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Granted but the sudden speeding up of the earths revolution around the sun causes all the months to go faster so we no longer have Christmas every again because December isn't 31 days long anymore

I wish for MERASMUS

Granted, he came, he attacked , he killed YOU!!!

I wish for my next two wishes to be removed of all corruption.

Granted, but your third wish will cost you dearly.

I wish for $1,000,000, without any strings attached (physical or metaphorical)

Granted, but they are 1,000,000 of stolen money!

I wish for 1,000,000,000 of EUROS!

granted but the value of euros falls to the point where all of that is worth about 10 dollars

I wish for fish

Granted, a giant fish appears behind you, and attack you!

I wish I was more patient

Granted but everyone else becomes proportionality patient so nothing really changes

I wish i could fly

Granted, but you can only fly at midnight, not a minute more of a minute less

I wish my 5,000th post was in Count to 100

Granted, but you screw up the counting and they were on 99 so you have to start ALL over

Granted, but there is no wish

I wish I didn't had to go in 25 minutes

Granted, you can never go to bed again!

I wish for a forum on comedy to be made.

P.S.- This wish's corruption will be remove because of my last wish. (Page 1053)

Granted, but the only form of comedy accepted there is prop comedy.

I wish that anything that I think of would become real if I desire that it becomes real.

Granted, but everything would become against you and you can't control them!

I wish I could sleep faster!

Granted, you sleep so fast that you get 8 years of sleep in 5 seconds and thus age 8 years in those 5 seconds

I wish i hadn't screwed up that post earlier

Granted but you messed up again.
I wish I were a Time Traveller.