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Granted, but when you shot it, it changes the colour of the air and it becomes opaque, and everyone get blind! D:

I wish I weren't so unlucky sometimes *sigh*

Granted. You are now so unlucky all the time.

I wish for more self confidence.

Granted, but you become so self confident that you become selfish

I wish I weren't sleepy

Granted. You never need sleep again. You go insane from never resting your brain.

I wish I had an auto reloading crossbow with two bow strings. The top fires and redraws the bottom lane. The bottom fires and the top redraws.

Granted, but it get stolen quickly as it's rare

I wish I could be a good builder in Minecraft

Granted, but you can only make ugly looking buildings

I wish I could rule the world

Granted, you rule the world in a nightmare, where people start rioting against you... and you wake up... scared...

I wish I could have posted more today

Granted, but your account gets hacked and you can't ever post again.

I wish a monkey army will attack shafaet TODAY!!!

Granted, but after attacking him, they are going to teleport and attack you too!

I wish the monkey army wouldn't attack me

Granted, but the baboon army decides to do it instead.

I wish to find a stash of bottle caps.

Granted. You find them in your gas tank.

I wish I could throw playing cards like a pro.

Granted, but you become bad with something else to balance your skills!

I wish I had some more self-esteem

Granted, but you also lose your self-identity.

I wish I could still Count to 100.

Granted, but you forget all the numbers after 100

I wish I could get better grades on a few subjects :/