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Granted, but now working has no sense

I wish it had :/

Granted, you now only find pleasure in working hard all the time.

I wish I could go explore the universe.

Granted, but you have no map, so you lose yourself in space.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Granted, but you got it in a corruption scandal and they take all your money back!

I wish for a YAY

granted, but u suddenly lose ur voice and the yay comes out as "yay" instead of "YAY!"! maybe some not-so-cold water can help

i wish for a

Granted, but Sushi Cat will no longer be your friend

I wish that Flipper would be my friend again

Granted, but Dicey hates you now.

Granted, but the Universe collapses due to the null wish

I wish for a null wish

Granted, but due to the fact that two null wishes have been granted without one being fixed, the collapsed universe collapses even further in upon itself.

I wish for a doubly uncollapsed universe.

Granted, but I'm not sure if it's uncollapsed

I wish I knew if it was collapsed or not

Granted, but the answer haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had pancakes.

Granted, but they turn out to destroy all life on Earth somehow D:

I wish life was back

Granted, a ton of spam bots constantly populate the forums. (if you're talking about life in the forums)

I wish ice cream was healthy.

Granted, but drinking more than 1l of water every day is no longer healthy

I wish we could travel faster than the speed of the light

Granted, but in doing so you burn up

I wish I could fly.