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Granted, but you can't land

I wish there was no gravity

Girls don't care for you. They all come to me! Mwhahahahahaha!!!

I wish I had a PS4.

Granted, but it consumes so much energy that you can't pay the bills in the next month!

I wish we were in December of 2017 already

Granted, but the love of your life appears during the time period between now and then and you miss her and will never see her again

I wish not landing wasn't so bad

Granted, everyone is launched into space

I wish we could breath in the space

Granted, humans now have strong enough breath that we can inhale enough oxygen to live, even in space. Unfortunately, space is a huge vacuum, and still kills us.

I wish there could be infinite energy.

Granted, but it causes all the machines and the internet itself to stop working D:

I wish I weren't so sleepy in the morning

Granted, but once it reaches midday, you instantly fall asleep for twelve hours.

I wish for extreme 1337 skills.

Granted, but your leet skills won't help you a lot

I wish I won the lottery

Granted, but it actually meant dough (as in bread dough)

I wish i was a leet haxor

Nobody knows what a hell is that. :P

I wish I knew how to insert sushi emoji into forum discusion.

Granted, but then it changes its code

I wish there were more emojis

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I wish for global warming to stop

Global warming becomes global colding!
(I don't know, i'm tired.)
I wish for a cake!

Granted, you get what you think is a cake, but it turns about to be a lie.