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Granted, the world ends. Zero inflation!

I wish the world can be restored.

Granted, but all the progress is lost and we have to get it back after hundreds of thousands of years

I wish the world had no problems at all

Granted, but the world doesn't exist so it doesn't have a problem!

I wish for the best gaming PC on Earth.

Granted, but someone steals it before you test it

I wish I had the fastest Internet in the world

Granted, but some breaks your router so you can't use it.

I wish I was the fastest typer on Earth.

Granted, but you lost both arms due to typing so fast.

I wish i had a loan.

Granted, but you can't pay it then

I wish money was easier to get

Granted, but you get arrested for money laundering.

I wish for a robot army which will obey my every word.

Granted, but they were terrible robots.

I wish I had every kind of Nike shoes there was in my closet.

Granted, but new taxes are created for having too many shoes... and they are expensive

I wish no one had to pay taxes

Granted, countries started to fall out of balance and there was no more government funding for anything.

I wish I had enough money to last me a lifetime.

Granted, but you die before you can spend any.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, you became a really hard rock. In the middle of nowhere. So nothing could hurt you.

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted, but it is possessed by an evil spirit, who corrupts everything it touches.

I wish I was not a rock.

Granted, but now you're alone in the middle of nowhere...

I wish nowhere was somewhere