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Granted, but nowhere is everywhere...

I wish I had a map (and knew where I was on it!)

Granted, you have a map of everywhere, but in a map of everywhere, finding your way to a specific place is not easy... it gets too small in this map...

I wish you could zoom in the map

Granted, but now you are a telescope.

I wish I could fly.

Grated, but those jet engines make it really difficult to walk, and you need to drink gasoline to keep them fueled.

I wish I could rocket jump.

Granted, but now you have a fully iron body which cant walk, talk or eat. Also you will probably destroy whatever your blasting off from.

I wish i could run forever without getting tired

Granted, but you can only run in circles.

I wish i had friends

Granted, but they are all robots.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, though the term 'pet' is used rather loosely here. The dragon is still wild and completely capable of breathing fire. Be careful.

I wish I was able to use the Shouts from Skyrim in real life.

Granted, but you have just lost your voice.

I wish another Strike Force Heroes to be made.

Granted, but it will be the last game in AG

I wish for more Deep Sleep games

Granted, but you also land up in deep sleep playing them.
I wish that the world be rid of slavery.

Granted, but then the slave traders start transporting drugs instead.

I wish it was sunny.

Granted, but the weather gets so hot people start feeling bad

I wish I was never angry

Granted but then you feel frustrated.
I wish that people never suffered.

Granted, but they were killed to end that suffering.

I wish I owned a pet monkey.