Forums → Forum Games → Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but it breaks after you use it

I wish I could always win every argument I start

Granted, but you become an air-head.

I wish for an infinite source of money.

Granted, but it starts leaking and the money destroys the world

I wish that instead of global warming we had global cooling

Granted. The world now revolves around you as well, and you become frozen solid first. The world freezes as well 10 years later, then thaws again 100 years after that.

I wish this thread would break 10,000 pages already.

Granted, but it gets deleted because it reached this goal with spam D:

I wish there would be no spam anymore

Granted. All spam around the world is dumped on your house. Now no one will ever find any spam ever again!!! At least for a month or two.

I wish spam tasted like whatever you wanted it to taste like.

Granted, but now everything else tastes like spam

I wish for something extremely useless

Granted, but it's the most useful thing to everyone else.

I wish to be served a nice cup of coffee.

Granted, but it's cold and frozen in a block of ice.

I wish for the ability to duplicate myself.

Granted, but you duplicate yourself so much that there is the "kill Chryos's clones" holiday now, in which you have to kill all your clones before they take over the world

I wish it was December already

Granted, But now christmas doesnt exist. Great job shadow

I wish to stop being tormented by theese shadows everywhere i go

Granted, but now you are going to be tormented by other shadows everywhere you go

I wish I could graduate at YAYing

Granted, but you are instantly reduced to being a homeless person.

I wish that I could master anything after seeing it being done once.

Granted, but everything becomes uninteresting to you.

I wish I could have every quest on this site.

Granted, but you end up leaving this site altogether after getting all future Quests.

I wish I could access the internet anywhere.