You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted, but you get arrested for hacking the system.
I wish I had nice songs to show people.
Granted, but the more you hear them, the less nice they are
I wish life was perfect
Granted, but all life is turned into unfeeling robots.
I wish everything was centered around comedic appearance.
Granted, but we are almost dying of so much laughing
I wish you could corrupt this wish
Granted, but nothing happens. :/
I wish for any random wish effect to be granted.
Granted, but the effect was negative.
I wish for a good night's rest.
Granted, but now you'll have to sleep at least 20 hours per day.
I wish for a genie.
Granted, but now he'll corrupt your every wish.
I wish that my dog was trained.
Granted, but it was trained to do everything opposite to what you want.
I wish the entire world exploded.
Granted, but you had the slowest death.
I wish for some more fun in the forums.
Granted, but we get the wrong type of fun D: *runs away*
I wish we had 3 days in the weekends instead of 2
Granted, but now we have five mondays too.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but now you must be at least 200m above ground, at all times.
I wish life had theme music.
Granted, but you receive a horrible theme music which you cannot change.
I wish I could rewrite history.
Granted, but you accidentally rewrite your family out of it, thus rewriting yourself out of it too.
I wish I had a job.
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