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Granted, your neck grows a mouth and flirts with the feces of Saiyoku, never getting the advances of Saiyoku.

I wish to be able to slack off even more.

Granted. You've died from being too lazy.

Wish I could become a famous musician.

Granted. But everyone with common sense hates you. (so you're like Justin Bieber)

I wish for the best samurai ever to work for me and not betray me.

Granted, but you have to train him 24 hours a day.

I wish for chocolate!

Granted, but it's WHITE CHOCOLATE and so has no actual cocoa in it.

I wish for a light.

Granted, you get blight (look it up if you don't know it's properties)

I wish for a corrupted wish

Granted, Earth collapses into a black hole due to the paradox.

I wish for more memes.

Granted, you were flooded with bad mem~ Oh no! They're still memes!!! Incorruptible Wish Alert!!! *mind explodes* Hah! Now you got brain parts everywhere!

I wish for a life

Granted.

I wish for a fork.

Granted, but it's melting hot.

I wish for booperdooper bubblepoker.

I don't know what that is but who cares?! Granted! *gives Sai sooperdooper pebblebacker*

I wish for the knowledge of love

Granted, once you've learned all the science behind it, you no longer like it.

I wish for my mr.

Granted! I give you an amnesiac "Hi! Am I Mr?"

I wish for a... uhhh.... someone to grant me a suggestion

Granted, I suggest you go to prison because you don't have to pay for many expenses there.

I wish fire was always teal colored.

Granted, now ice is always orange colored.

I wish for chocolate.