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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!
I wish for a pony! (lul)
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Granted, but you accidentally cause ants to go extinct.
I wish for a nuclear missile. I don't care if it hits me.
Oh granted And guess wha?....... It didn't hit you! But it hit near you and you earned a brand-new radiation sickness!
I wish for the ability of seeing in darkness.
Granted, but light blinds you. Forever.
I wish to stop seeing the worms floating in my eyes.
Granted, the birds in your eyes eat the worms.
I wish for another bowl.
Granted, you're getting a bowling bowl! Catch! Oops, it dropped right on your head.
I wish to climb K2.
Granted, now you may live up there, on the summit. Hope you can still breathe.
I wish for a demonic tome.
Granted, and you can throw it right away. The demon that possessed you when you touched it knows it by heart.
I wish to be Super Sonic fast.
Granted but you are sentenced to a capital punishment for creating sonic booms wherever you go.
I wish that there was no pollution in my city.
Granted, but the clock is permanently stuck at 6:08 pm. You can try to reset it, but it will just go back...
I wish I could make my own armatar.
Granted, but nobody likes that armatar.
I wish I can live in a castle.
Granted, but it's an old, broken down mess.
I wish I could pass my Spanish class.
Granted, but you pass your French class instead.
I wish for a Universal Artifact that can assemble into anything.
I don't even have a French class... whatever. Granted, but you can only use it once.
I wish for my show choir debut to go well.
Granted, but you’ll only get to sing soprano parts.
I wish for a robot that tidies up everything for me.
Granted, but it mistakes you for trash and throws you out.
I wish we could stop this B2B Chain.
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