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ablu2
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Nomad

You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!

I wish for a pony! (lul)

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Chryosten
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Herald

Granted, you completely disappear from existence.

I wish for a box of chocolate.

Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

Granted, you get an empty box.

I wish to not have responsabilities

LordLazyLeopard
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I point you in the direction of the Twenty-One Pilots song "Stressed Out" as proof that you must.

I wish to create a pool of oobleck.

Chryosten
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Herald

Granted, but it eat you before vanishing.

I wish for giant monsters to roam Earth.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Granted, but then they all eat you and your friends, then move on to destroy humanity as a whole.

I wish for irresponsible people not to make the world harder to live in for responsible people.

kalisenpai
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Granted, but now our leaders are giant spiders which will eat us. END OF HUMANITY

I wish I didn't have so many exams!

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Granted, but now you work a full-time, minimum wage job just to get by.

I wish I would stop getting spam mail and e-mails.

kalisenpai
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Granted, but now a lot of people keep knocking your door and tell you the same gibberish.

I wish for world peace.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Granted, but whoever granted it heard the wrong homonym of "Peace" so the world is now in small pieces.

I wish for the essential oils fad to become less over-hyped.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Granted, but then automatons start and take over the world.

I wish natural disasters didn't happen.

Yellowcat
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Granted, the world is engulfed by massive artificials disasters, including thermonuclear war, huge flooding, and mass extinctions.

I wish that I had better headphones.

LordLazyLeopard
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Granted, but the better headphones are covered in lice and also cause you to get an ear infection.

I wish that the Infectionator quests would work properly.

PLGuy
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Jiggmin started developing games again. The bad news is that he created Platform Racing 4 as a 3D RPG turn-based shooter.

I wish that there was a worthy sequel of Planescape: Torment.

Ramit12
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Granted, but it was boring.

I wish that the game was fun.

Majestic_Fish
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Granted, now no one plays the game anymore.

I wish to never be hacked.

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