You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted but flying is very phsyically demanding and you get tired very easily.
I wish to be fluent in every language.
Granted. But your tongue is cut out as payment.
I wish for the immortality with eternal youth to go along with it.
Granted, but in the end of the universe you are stuck in the darkness because you cant die
i wish for the perfect wish to trick everyone
Granted but you also trick yourself(everyone includes yourself since you didn't state it).
I wish every time I had to pay someone, I could reach into my pockets and take out the exact amount I had to pay.
granted, but it is always in pennies
i want to die immediately
Granted, but your friends die with you and are stuck in limbo.
I wish for cyborg biology.
Granted, but your ex gf is given a controller of your body(if you don't have an ex then the person you dislike most).
I wish to be omniscient.
thanks
Granted. Your newfound knowledge includes things you would rather not know. You go insane.
I wish for a remote to control other people that doesn't effect me.
Granted, but controlling people gets increasingly hard the more you use your remote, so you can't really overuse it
I wish my classes didn't start this week
Granted, but they started last week so you have to catch up.
I wish for a new brick for the one that fell out the wall
Granted. It's made of C4 and blows up.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted. but the computer is so advanced it kills all humans.
i wish for ideas for more wishes
Granted. You are now unable to type any of them.
I wish for fire powers.
you are now on fire
i want the guy below me to have a uncorruptible wish
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