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Granted. The lasers coming out of your eyes work just like strobe lights. They don't melt anything or can't be used for any kind of combat. Perhaps heating a petri dish to a warmer tempreture?

I wish to be the smartest human to have ever existed.

Granted, but your sudden increase in brain mass explodes your head.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift.

Granted, but you can only move a square an inch at a time.

I wish to have more pets

Granted. Have fun taking care of a 100 pets you can't get rid of!

I wish to be able to FLY!

Granted but flying is very phsyically demanding and you get tired very easily.

I wish to be fluent in every language.

Granted. But your tongue is cut out as payment.

I wish for the immortality with eternal youth to go along with it.

Granted, but in the end of the universe you are stuck in the darkness because you cant die

i wish for the perfect wish to trick everyone

Granted but you also trick yourself(everyone includes yourself since you didn't state it).

I wish every time I had to pay someone, I could reach into my pockets and take out the exact amount I had to pay.

granted, but it is always in pennies

i want to die immediately

Granted, but your friends die with you and are stuck in limbo.

I wish for cyborg biology.

Granted, but your ex gf is given a controller of your body(if you don't have an ex then the person you dislike most).

I wish to be omniscient.

thanks

Granted. Your newfound knowledge includes things you would rather not know. You go insane.

I wish for a remote to control other people that doesn't effect me.

Granted, but controlling people gets increasingly hard the more you use your remote, so you can't really overuse it

I wish my classes didn't start this week

Granted, but they started last week so you have to catch up.

I wish for a new brick for the one that fell out the wall