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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!
I wish for a pony! (lul)
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Granted, but all the good things about 2020 will shatter at midnight on January 1st, 2021.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Chicken McNuggets with an infinite supply of honey mustard.
Granted. You made the chickens extinct.
I wish for 5 guns!
Granted, but you still have to pay for them, and all the guns are expensive!
Hmmm... I wish I had a billion dollars
Granted. 1 Billion Monopoly Dollars have been deposited into your account.
I wish for a nap.
Granted, but it's a 5 second nap
I wish I never felt bored
Granted. You are now so busy that you never rest, but you never have time to be bored.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but every time you wish for something new, whatever you previously wished for goes away.
I wish I had time traveling abilities.
Granted, but if you time travel, you won't follow the Earth's movement, which means you'll probably get lost in space
I wish I could time travel AND follow Earth's movement when I do it
Granted, you follow the on-going Earth movement instead of the time-travelling one and probably get lost in space.
I wish you believe me I time travelled 20 days forward to post this reply to the thread.
Granted, I'm the only one who believes you but I die, and now everyone thinks you're lying.
I wish for quarantine AND the Coronavirus to be over.
Granted, but after 200 years or so, life starts getting really boring
I wish some games weren't so expensive ;-;
Granted! All games cut their price by 70%! In Russia.
I wish I could replay any game and have it be as if it was a brand new experience again.
Granted. Every time you replay a game, your mind reverts to the state that it was in when you first played, removing all memories after that.
I wish I could eat ice cream without getting the runs.
Granted. Your brain and body will teleport! Your soul on the other hand... That one stays.
I wish that my circadian rhythm went back to normal.
*googles circadian rhythm*
Granted, cicadas swarm your body exactly once every 24 hours.
I wish that Elon Musk would stop doing stupid stuff.
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