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Granted, but all the good things about 2020 will shatter at midnight on January 1st, 2021.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Chicken McNuggets with an infinite supply of honey mustard.

Granted. You made the chickens extinct.
I wish for 5 guns!

Granted, but you still have to pay for them, and all the guns are expensive!

Hmmm... I wish I had a billion dollars

Granted. 1 Billion Monopoly Dollars have been deposited into your account.

I wish for a nap.

Granted, but it's a 5 second nap

I wish I never felt bored

Granted. You are now so busy that you never rest, but you never have time to be bored.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but every time you wish for something new, whatever you previously wished for goes away.

I wish I had time traveling abilities.

Granted, but if you time travel, you won't follow the Earth's movement, which means you'll probably get lost in space

I wish I could time travel AND follow Earth's movement when I do it

Granted, you follow the on-going Earth movement instead of the time-travelling one and probably get lost in space.

I wish you believe me I time travelled 20 days forward to post this reply to the thread.

Granted, I'm the only one who believes you but I die, and now everyone thinks you're lying.

I wish for quarantine AND the Coronavirus to be over.

Granted, but after 200 years or so, life starts getting really boring

I wish some games weren't so expensive ;-;

Granted! All games cut their price by 70%! In Russia.

I wish I could replay any game and have it be as if it was a brand new experience again.

Granted. Every time you replay a game, your mind reverts to the state that it was in when you first played, removing all memories after that.

I wish I could eat ice cream without getting the runs.

Granted. Your brain and body will teleport! Your soul on the other hand... That one stays.

I wish that my circadian rhythm went back to normal.

*googles circadian rhythm*
Granted, cicadas swarm your body exactly once every 24 hours.

I wish that Elon Musk would stop doing stupid stuff.