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Granted, but it's a 5 second nap

I wish I never felt bored

Granted. You are now so busy that you never rest, but you never have time to be bored.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but every time you wish for something new, whatever you previously wished for goes away.

I wish I had time traveling abilities.

Granted, but if you time travel, you won't follow the Earth's movement, which means you'll probably get lost in space

I wish I could time travel AND follow Earth's movement when I do it

Granted, you follow the on-going Earth movement instead of the time-travelling one and probably get lost in space.

I wish you believe me I time travelled 20 days forward to post this reply to the thread.

Granted, I'm the only one who believes you but I die, and now everyone thinks you're lying.

I wish for quarantine AND the Coronavirus to be over.

Granted, but after 200 years or so, life starts getting really boring

I wish some games weren't so expensive ;-;

Granted! All games cut their price by 70%! In Russia.

I wish I could replay any game and have it be as if it was a brand new experience again.

Granted. Every time you replay a game, your mind reverts to the state that it was in when you first played, removing all memories after that.

I wish I could eat ice cream without getting the runs.

Granted. Your brain and body will teleport! Your soul on the other hand... That one stays.

I wish that my circadian rhythm went back to normal.

*googles circadian rhythm*
Granted, cicadas swarm your body exactly once every 24 hours.

I wish that Elon Musk would stop doing stupid stuff.

Granted. He stops doing stuff. Period.

I wish I could unlock my phone to see my old pictures.

Granted, you can now unlock your phone and it will show you nothing but old pictures.

I wish I could get free quests.

Granted, but the ones you get are the ones you already had, which leads the Quest system to do some... uh... weird stuff... because you've got some Quests twice

I wish I could make decisions more easily

Granted, it works but now it only streams Air Buds 2.

I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world.