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Granted, but you slept through them.

I wish for a nap

Granted, it only lasted for five seconds.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to get a puppy.

Granted, but you have to wait 6 days and 23 hours instead (I can't make you wait longer than a week, because if you had to wait longer than a week, you'd also have to wait a week...)

I wish for a pizza

Granted, you get your pizza, but the delivery person sneezed on it.

I wish for faster internet

Granted, it's so fast that it overloads and breaks the entire Internet.

I wish that the Internet never goes down.

Wish granted, but you realize you already visited every site.

I wish the next poster corrupts this wish.

Granted, but there's no real wish here, leaving nothing to be corrupted.

I wish that I didn't have ASD. (Look it up.)

Granted. A,S and D are now removed from your keyboard.

I wish for people to be more active in CT100

Granted. It's even more active then before but you're not allowed in.

I wish for $1,000,000

Granted, but it's in 1940-era German Marks, which had less monetary value than the paper they were printed on.

I wish for nine ladies dancing, per the "12 Days of Christmas" song and we are currently nine days from Christmas.

Granted, but they make you feel nauseous.
I wish for Ruffle fully working.

Granted, it works so well that it overworks your graphics card, causing your PC to melt.

I wish for the meeting today to go by quickly.

Granted, you finish your meeting today by lunch, and at lunch you are served tea by a Russian secret agent.
I wish for your Discord wish to be granted.

My discord wish was granted, and it was not corrupted. Everything is a lie, the forum game is ruined. Pack it up.

Just kidding, let's get back to work.

I wish for a more comfortable desk chair.

Granted, but then your building catches on fire and you have to use your desk chair to smash out of it and save your life.
I wish for the next Count to 100 to be completed successfully.