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Granted, but you can only teleport once a year, so you have to choose wisely

I wish Rebel's teleport cooldown was shorter

Granted, now she's automatically teleported to a random place and time every 10 minutes.

I wish I could assimilate new languages just by reading a few sentences.

Granted, but you can only know one language at a time, so, whenever you want to switch to a different language, you have to look for a few sentences in your target language to relearn it

I wish I could easily learn the phonemes from foreign languages to improve my pronunciation a little bit

Granted, you can pronounce the phonemes from foreign languages perfectly, but you can't read or write the language.

I wish that I was more athletic.

Granted, but now in order to stay in shape, you can't eat most types of food anymore D:

I wish... hmm... I wish I could lucid dream

Granted, whenever you do the dream immediately loses focus and you wake up after a minute.

I wish... that I had a new car.

Granted, but you get a faulty, untested model where the airbags go off once you step on the brakes.

I wish that I could come up with the best wish ever.

Granted, but you'll run out of wishes just before being able to make the best wish ever

I wish... hmm... let's keep things simple, I wish for a normal weekend

Granted, but all of your freinds are having a blast instead

I wish I was a millionare

Granted, but almost all your money goes to pay taxes, leaving you with only 1000 dollars.

I wish that Finals were over.

Granted, but you slept through them.

I wish for a nap

Granted, it only lasted for five seconds.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to get a puppy.

Granted, but you have to wait 6 days and 23 hours instead (I can't make you wait longer than a week, because if you had to wait longer than a week, you'd also have to wait a week...)

I wish for a pizza

Granted, you get your pizza, but the delivery person sneezed on it.

I wish for faster internet

Granted, it's so fast that it overloads and breaks the entire Internet.

I wish that the Internet never goes down.