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Granted, it snows SO MUCH that your entire city is covered in snow, leaving you stranded for a couple of weeks.

I wish that Flash wasn't going away.

Granted, but you can't run, making your infinite stamina (mostly) useless.

I wish I didn't lock myself out of my room like the idiot that I am 10 minutes ago.

Granted, but it SOMEHOW, it flooded your house and your house only. Didn't even touch the pavement outside.

I wish everyone was happy for the rest of their lives. (Let's continue making people feel horrible!)

Granted, but I need to also eat one whole lemon every day to stay immortal.

(Oh, there's no wish for me to ruin. Um, I'll just wish for something to keep it going.)
I wish that I could teleport anywhere and infinitely.

Granted, but you can only teleport once a year, so you have to choose wisely

I wish Rebel's teleport cooldown was shorter

Granted, now she's automatically teleported to a random place and time every 10 minutes.

I wish I could assimilate new languages just by reading a few sentences.

Granted, but you can only know one language at a time, so, whenever you want to switch to a different language, you have to look for a few sentences in your target language to relearn it

I wish I could easily learn the phonemes from foreign languages to improve my pronunciation a little bit

Granted, you can pronounce the phonemes from foreign languages perfectly, but you can't read or write the language.

I wish that I was more athletic.

Granted, but now in order to stay in shape, you can't eat most types of food anymore D:

I wish... hmm... I wish I could lucid dream

Granted, whenever you do the dream immediately loses focus and you wake up after a minute.

I wish... that I had a new car.

Granted, but you get a faulty, untested model where the airbags go off once you step on the brakes.

I wish that I could come up with the best wish ever.

Granted, but you'll run out of wishes just before being able to make the best wish ever

I wish... hmm... let's keep things simple, I wish for a normal weekend

Granted, but all of your freinds are having a blast instead

I wish I was a millionare

Granted, but almost all your money goes to pay taxes, leaving you with only 1000 dollars.

I wish that Finals were over.