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ablu2
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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!

I wish for a pony! (lul)

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Yellowcat
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*googles circadian rhythm*
Granted, cicadas swarm your body exactly once every 24 hours.

I wish that Elon Musk would stop doing stupid stuff.

sciller45
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Granted. He stops doing stuff. Period.

I wish I could unlock my phone to see my old pictures.

Yellowcat
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Granted, you can now unlock your phone and it will show you nothing but old pictures.

I wish I could get free quests.

armorplayergc
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Granted, but the ones you get are the ones you already had, which leads the Quest system to do some... uh... weird stuff... because you've got some Quests twice

I wish I could make decisions more easily

lozerfac3
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Granted, it works but now it only streams Air Buds 2.

I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world.

sciller45
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Granted. Sadly, the only things you can buy there are Elf Shoes.

I wish I had unlimited Rice Krispies.

armorplayergc
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Granted, but everyone gets 1337 ping

I wish I wasn't lazy

lozerfac3
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Granted, but you always have iron deficiency so whenever you get up, you get lightheaded and your vision gets dark.

I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world AND every shoe that they have ever released is available to me. Yall aint stopping me from getting my adidas

sciller45
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Oh, look who wants the world, now. Granted, but just like glass slippers, none of those shoes seem to fit you, or in fact, anyone.

I wish my 250ml glass of ice coffee lasted forever. Ooh, and that it had a stronger coffee flavour.

RebelGamer_98
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Granted, but you become severely allergic to everything else.

I wish I was bilingual (in Spanish and English).

theweirdkid
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GRANTED, BUT YOU FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, EVER

I WISH THAT I HAD A VIAL OF THE ZOMBIE VIRUS "EVIL CACKLE"

sciller45
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Granted, though I don't know what you mean. It's always this piss-poor and depressing.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of Head and Shoulders.

RebelGamer_98
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Granted, you now have infinite heads and shoulders growing on you.

I wish that I didn't have to start classes tomorrow. (Especially early classes. Ugh!)

armorplayergc
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Granted, but your classes have started a month ago, and now you really have to rush to catch up on them because you haven't studied yet

I wish that classes this semester aren't as difficult as I think they'll be

armorplayergc
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Granted, but you age 10 times faster

I wish it would snow tonight

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