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Granted. Sadly, the only things you can buy there are Elf Shoes.

I wish I had unlimited Rice Krispies.

Granted, but everyone gets 1337 ping

I wish I wasn't lazy

Granted, but you always have iron deficiency so whenever you get up, you get lightheaded and your vision gets dark.

I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world AND every shoe that they have ever released is available to me. Yall aint stopping me from getting my adidas

Oh, look who wants the world, now. Granted, but just like glass slippers, none of those shoes seem to fit you, or in fact, anyone.

I wish my 250ml glass of ice coffee lasted forever. Ooh, and that it had a stronger coffee flavour.

Granted, but you become severely allergic to everything else.

I wish I was bilingual (in Spanish and English).

GRANTED, BUT YOU FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, EVER

I WISH THAT I HAD A VIAL OF THE ZOMBIE VIRUS "EVIL CACKLE"

Granted, though I don't know what you mean. It's always this piss-poor and depressing.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of Head and Shoulders.

Granted, you now have infinite heads and shoulders growing on you.

I wish that I didn't have to start classes tomorrow. (Especially early classes. Ugh!)

Granted, but your classes have started a month ago, and now you really have to rush to catch up on them because you haven't studied yet

I wish that classes this semester aren't as difficult as I think they'll be

Granted, but you age 10 times faster

I wish it would snow tonight

Granted, it snows SO MUCH that your entire city is covered in snow, leaving you stranded for a couple of weeks.

I wish that Flash wasn't going away.

Granted, but you can't run, making your infinite stamina (mostly) useless.

I wish I didn't lock myself out of my room like the idiot that I am 10 minutes ago.

Granted, but it SOMEHOW, it flooded your house and your house only. Didn't even touch the pavement outside.

I wish everyone was happy for the rest of their lives. (Let's continue making people feel horrible!)

Granted, but I need to also eat one whole lemon every day to stay immortal.

(Oh, there's no wish for me to ruin. Um, I'll just wish for something to keep it going.)
I wish that I could teleport anywhere and infinitely.