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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!
I wish for a pony! (lul)
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*googles circadian rhythm*
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I wish I could get free quests.
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I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world.
Granted. Sadly, the only things you can buy there are Elf Shoes.
I wish I had unlimited Rice Krispies.
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I wish I wasn't lazy
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I wish I had unlimited funds to all the shoe stores in the world AND every shoe that they have ever released is available to me. Yall aint stopping me from getting my adidas
Oh, look who wants the world, now. Granted, but just like glass slippers, none of those shoes seem to fit you, or in fact, anyone.
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Granted, but you become severely allergic to everything else.
I wish I was bilingual (in Spanish and English).
GRANTED, BUT YOU FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, EVER
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I wish I had a never-ending supply of Head and Shoulders.
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I wish that I didn't have to start classes tomorrow. (Especially early classes. Ugh!)
Granted, but your classes have started a month ago, and now you really have to rush to catch up on them because you haven't studied yet
I wish that classes this semester aren't as difficult as I think they'll be
Granted, but you age 10 times faster
I wish it would snow tonight
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