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jonnypants23
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I know alot of people avoid thees posts about GOD and Heaven but I just want to know peoples oppions about heaven.Do you belive there is a heaven and if you do what do you think its like?

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MageGrayWolf
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There are still people who can do that stuff . They are filled with demons , and are controlled by satan .


You do realize that's what they attributed to people getting sick. Illnesses were a result of having demons in you. I guess we should stop bothering with those ineffective antibiotics that haven't done things like virtually eliminate smallpox and use exorcists instead.
uselessnoob
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The H1N1 vaccine was delivered to earth by god himself and given to GlaxoSmithKline because god was trying to rebound his investment portfolio after losing his shirt during the sub-prime loan collapse. God invested in GSK, created the H1N1 virus and is laughing all the way to the bank.

(PLEASE NOTE: SARCASM was used in this post.)

MageGrayWolf
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The H1N1 vaccine was delivered to earth by god himself and given to GlaxoSmithKline because god was trying to rebound his investment portfolio after losing his shirt during the sub-prime loan collapse. God invested in GSK, created the H1N1 virus and is laughing all the way to the bank.


Naw, God just lost another hand to the devil.
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uselessnoob
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Naw, God just lost another hand to the devil.


The devil retired to a nice vila in Tuscany after sending Sara Palin to ensure the victory of Barrack Obama.

He's got quite a nice place I hear. Almost...do I say...heavenly.
deserteagle
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Not really. Serving God gives you eternal life in a perfect place. Seems like a fair trade to me


Serving Satan is better. He'll give you anything you want... all for your soul! What a great deal!
SilentQ
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Except for the eternity in unfathomable torment part. That doesn't sound too charming.

314d1
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Except for the eternity in unfathomable torment part. That doesn't sound too charming.


Whats not so charming? He will give you anything you want all for your soal PLUS he will give you a wife!

Note: If he was real
SilentQ
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Lol, if you consider 40~ years eternity. :P

rafterman
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Nothing did he has all ways been .

Why not just say the universe has always been? Its much simpiler and does not make as much of an outrageous claim.

You must believe that he died for your sins on the cross .

I can also die for your sins, would that make me the son of a god?

There are still people who can do that stuff . They are filled with demons , and are controlled by satan .

Nope.

Not really. Serving God gives you eternal life in a perfect place. Seems like a fair trade to me.

Serving yourself gives you your own life, which is, evidently longer then this 'eternal life' which you speak of.

Except for the eternity in unfathomable torment part. That doesn't sound too charming.

Its a great deal, you get your dreams and he gets a figurative non existant part of you.
sonicheroes95
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magic was lost a long time ago, i wonder if anyone knows it ever exsisted.(besides me of course)

thepossum
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@rafterman: You could never be the son of God. You have sinned countless times, while Jesus was sinless.

314d1
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@rafterman: You could never be the son of God. You have sinned countless times, while Jesus was sinless.[quote]


Do you have any proof of that? Of either? The Cristans have tried to make Jesus, if he was real, godly. He didn't do half the stuff it says he did, and the other half is probably tall tails. But he was no son of a god, he "sinned", and has no proof that he could do any of it.
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You could never be the son of God. You have sinned countless times, while Jesus was sinless.

If Jesus died for my sins and if he is the son of a god then that should remove all my sins therefore I have no sins, otherwise his death would have been pointless.
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It doesn't remove your sins, else no-one would go to hell. It just makes up for them. And it only works if you believe in Jesus, so it doesn't apply to you.

SilentQ
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It doesn't remove your sins, else no-one would go to hell. It just makes up for them. And it only works if you believe in Jesus, so it doesn't apply to you.


Even though we are the same religion, that's just plain wrong. Jesus died for EVERYBODY's sins, including those who don't believe in him. It's the persons choice whether to accept that payment. Let's say I took someone out to eat, I'll offer to pay. They can either refuse or accept, but the money is still there. And yes, it actually DOES remove the sins. I would quote random verses saying stuff like 'His blood cleanses of all sins' etc, but I am too lazy to look it up myself.
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