a new posting game you act like a zombie or act like your in a world full of zombies or something like that. (ex. I just killed a zombie with and axe but ill need a gun eventually)
Wah, one of the zombies fart at me! Hell no, I'm a zombie! And now, beware! For I shall eat thy flesh and drink thy blood, no mercy this time! We, the zombies, shall start a new era!!!
Only headshots or decapitations kill zombies, so I run to East-West inports and grab a katana, the a lot of water, and dried and canned food. then I go up to the rocky mountains, use mining tools to dig out a fortress, then bring up my family, friends, and zombie defence team. I bring up more melee wepons, and me and others bring up firearms, and outlast the zombies. After ten years, the zombies decay into nothing, and we slowly retake the country, then the contident, and the world with the help of my fellow survivors. Thank you for reading, and I am a zombie expert, in case you were wondering. If you want to challenge me or have questions, feel free to message me.
I married a hot chick I met at a bar, after I got drunk in THE bat in Las Vegas, and Married her in Las Vegas. BUUUUT on our honeymoon, we were in the moon light kissing and she turned into a ZOMBIE! and I was scared out of my pants...If I was wearing any hehe.... Then I grabbed my shotgun and blew off her head... I'm a US marchial, thats what I have a shotgun.
Sorry if this was a little to revealing for the younger readers. And hope I didn't offend anyone