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yo mama so fat if she was launched into space, she would be a new planet

Yo mama so fat, when she steps in the ocean all the whale come up and say "we are family even yhow you are fatter then me"
thats how it goes

yo mommas so dumb, she was driving to disney world and saw a sign that said disneyland left, so she turned around and went home.

yo mommas so dumb she stared at a box of OJ for 3 hours cuz it said concentrate

Yo mama is so stupid she brought Wheaties and Milk to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over the cord on her cell phone.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama is SOO fat, she saw a bus go by ans she yelled "Hey! Stop that twinkie!"

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

sorry for double posting but here are two more
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

yo mama is so fat that shes got more rappers than my ipod

yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!
yo mamas like a brick, flat on both sides and always getting layed by mexicans
Yo mamas like olive oil, virgin
Yo mamas so stupid she insulted CHUCK NORRIS!
Yo mamas so ugly the plastic surgen sued her!

Yo mama so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "wheres my gumball?"
Yo mama so fat she fell into the ocean and whales swarmed around her singing "We are family"
Yo mama so poor i kicked a skateboard and she said "stop moving the couch!"
Yo mama so poor she saw a free kittens sign and said "Whoop, can't afford them"

yo mama so fat,she jumped in the air and got stuck.
yo mama so fat,she has other fat women orbiting around her.
yo mama so fat,when she got lost,they had to put her on all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so fat thats where the exspression this town aint big enough for the two of us

Yo mama is so old she went to high school with jhon mccain

Yo mama is so getho she brestfeeds and Koolaid comes out

Yo mama is so stupid fat and getho she had you!

Yo mama is like a knob evrey one gets a turn

yo mama is so easy a cave man coule do her


Thats how the F*** we do it in WV

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death! xD

wow u guys are bad

yo momma so fat when she walked in the ocean with a black bathing suit everyone was like oil spill

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

yo mama so hairy she got's Afros on her nipples