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yo mama is so fat she needs air clearance to go skiing

Yo mama is so stupid she is smart. Mwhahaha. <.<"

Yo mama is so fat she is an elephant.
Sorry for double posting.

Yo Momma so poor she can't offord you guys with a decent 'Yo Mama' joke.

yo mama is so fat she is really ugly

yo moma so fat that when she stepted into the ocean the ocean siad dam

yo mama is so stupid she went to the toilet to get a bath

yo mama so mean i met her and she turned out to be a respectful woman

yo mama is so hairy she looks like a monkey

Yo momma so fat, she jumped and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she has her own gravitational pull

yo momma so ugly, she broke into Fort Knox by looking at it.
that one was crap.

yo momma so fat, she steps on a scale and it says GET THE ELEPHANT OFF ME!

that was dumb

heres mine thats what your mama said

your mama is so fat she made the earth crash into the sun.


your mama is so stupid when someone said it was chili outside she grabbed a spoon


your mama is so fat she duznt need a house she keeps everything in her fat folds

Yo momma's so easy, even a caveman can do her.

Yo momma's so fat they gave her her own zip code.

Yo momma's so fat she has more Chins than a Chinatown.

yo mama so fat fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit plus

yo mama so ugly,i heard your dad me her at the zoo,your mama so fat,when she goes to the zoo,elephants throw peanuts at her