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yo momma so fat that she has her own zip code

yo momma so fat when she walked past i missed the whole football game

yo momma so dumb she tryed grabbing chicken out of the big bucket at KFC

yo mama is so fat when she jumps up she get stuck.
Your mum is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your mum is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

yo mama so stupid she threw A rock at the ground and missed

Yo mommaâs so ugly that she entered an ugly contest & got turned down because the judges said âHey, no professionals allowedâ.

Yo momma's so ugly that she entered an ugly contest & got turned down because the judges said "Hey, no professionals allowed!".

Sorry for double posting,but nobody would understand what I wrote there!

And sorry for third time,I just realized this is already here ^

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY MOTHER PUNK


(insert picture of a big black bouncer looking down at you)

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your mama so fat when she was tumbilin down a mountain everyone is like omg AVALANCH!!!!!!!!

your mama is soooooo FAT she has her own solar system

you mamas sooo poor she cant even afford food stamps

yo momma so poor i went to her house and i asked to go to the bathroom and she said pick a corner

Yo Momma so poor she can't offord you guys with a decent 'Yo Mama' joke.

yo mamas so fat she doesnt need gravity, she has her own

Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "no livestock please"

yo mama is so fat that's shes too lazy to find you guys a good yo mama joke