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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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pauler94
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Buy something that's $20 or more, go to the cashier, take out your wallet, and when you are about to give them the money, scream "Just kiddng" and run out of the store.

slushbucket
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1. sing on the cashier phone
2. show how crappy there prodnucts really are
3. take a dump in the trash bin
4.eat it
5. pretend to (censored info) the manikins
6. ok that was enough

Burnt
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Burnt
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Only 1001 ? I do more every day :P

billy1011
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1. show your face

ichigo772
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**** *** ******** **** ** ****** *** ******** ******* *** * ***** ******** ***** *** * * them to a toilet

sambonemandude
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Turn your pants clockwise around your waist, go into the middle of the parking lot and spin around in circles, screaming, "PANTS ON SIDEWAYS, PANTS ON SIDEWAYS!!!!!" Then suddenly stop, and point in random directions for 5 seconds.

sambonemandude
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SIDENOTE: I have literally done this many times.

Google567
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Google567
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Hire a bunch of monkeys to rob the place.

Ezek1el
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Walk up to the store manager and say "I'm a representative from such-and-such Union. Can I ask you some questions?"

Hand out Union flyers to all employees

obould
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obould
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Go to the camping section and use some of the stuff to set up for the night in the changing rooms.

jada0
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ok well i have done this before and i got kicked out so haha try it:
get a batman suit and have your friend get a robin suit (sidekick of batman) and then put them on before entering the store.once in the store go around screaming ROBIN TO THE BAT MOBILE! as u do tht run around knocking things down and breaking stuff and making people get ticked off at u.soon u will eventually get kicked out.

BladeBreaker
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REALLY!?!

Solution:
Come up with a plan to get kicked out, and follow through... I wonder why it works every time.

Truthfully, piss someone off to the point that they complain...

THE END

SilentQ
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Assault an employee....

HaSaSSin
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HaSaSSin
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Pull down your pants in the little girls section and walk around.

Trust me it works!
:P

bacobit
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1.Ask the front desk if they can call aunt jemima to the front.

2.Go into the food court and eat other peoples food.

3.Go up to a random person, tap them on the shoulder and say "your grandma is on fire"

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