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1.Follow the manager around singing the meow mix theme song (god, that song is annoying)
2.Go to the employees lunch room and eat everyones food
3.Mix bleach with ammonia

that last one would get you sent to jail

"1.Follow the manager around singing the meow mix theme song (god, that song is annoying)"

Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEEEOOOWWWW!!!!!

1) Go into the section with sharp knives and go up to a store-worker looking depressed, then ask (still holding a knife), "Do you die faster if you slit your wrists or your throat?"

2) Set off all the alarm clocks to go off in 15 minutes

3) Go to the cash register and say, "I'd like to buy the cash register thanks"

4) Go into the clothing section and jump out through the clothes at little kids

Say, cough, sneeze, gasp, choke, project, use code for, scream, cry, giggle, mouthe, or wear a hat, shirt, pants, jacket, badge, button, hankerchief, or even think just one word:
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UNION.

wear a scary haloween costume and scare the little kids.

go/brake in the video room and ask for the video tapes of the girl section clothes cabins.

shoot with ketchup everyone in the food courts and scream: you are dead!

When you're this guy (WArNING: LANGUAGE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzaZWH97vPs

I don't know how to put up a link, so copy and paste it onto your desktop!!
P.S. This isn't stealing from other sites, is it?!

Kill everyone there wait that wouldn't get you kicked out cause everyone is gone.

Kill everyone but one person.(Perfect!)

1) Try the sample trays (If any) and then come back later for more. And more...
2) Purposely break a display item. EX: Video game controller.
3) Steal from another person's cart.
4) Eat the packaged food before buying it.
5) Piss in the bathroom but miss the toilet.

CAll the FBI, 911 the ambulance, army, Obama, Celebrities, yo mama, ans tell them to get inside walmart and yell "I want me some free donuts" for 7 hours and when the time is up Yell it onto a microphone

"I don't know how to put up a link, so copy and paste it onto your desktop!! "

God I am stupid, I meant the web address bar, not DESKToP!! I was being n00bish again!! Sorry guys, carry on. Oh, and watch the vid.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzaZWH97vPs]


Here is the link to the guy flipping out in a Wal-Mart/Mcdonalds!!

crush the toy in the toy section and say everytime this goes not.

make a camp fire and grill the rabbits in the animal section.

scare little kids until they cry, then smash them and say loud: stop crying!

mines aculy qwite ezy
wile holding a hand grenade read a book called terorisim 4 dumbies

1) Pretend you have a huge hangover (drunk).
2) Knock some @#$% over.
3) Break fragile items and say there wasn't a warning...
4) Complain about the people you are complaining to.
5) Grope an employee.