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Start throwing "yo momma" jokes at the manager

Go to burgerking, sit in the mcdonalds food court, enjoy your meal

(the last one worked at mikie d's so I'm assuming it would work)

get a flat screen television and ask the cashier if they can spot you (price of television here)

1. Go to the gun section with fake blood on youre face and say "I'D like to return this gun..."

2. Go up to the manager (assumeing its a guy) and say "Daddy Im sorry about what I did, but please don't make me sleep in the dog house!"

3. Go up to a random person (perfuribly an older person) and say "After all we've been through,after all i've done for you, you b---h (if its a guy say b-----d) continue this scene intill someone tries to stop you then punch then person tried to calm you down in the face.

(yeah I know, I have problems XD)

take a very long bath in the well (naked).

free the animals in the pet section.

open the curtains of the clothing cabins and say everytime: oh sorry, wrong door.

run around the store wearing something u put on in the dressing room and screaming IM A LITTLE TEAPOT WATCH ME SPILL then fall and pee yourself

walk up to a little four year old that's with her mom and pull your pants down and when people say what were you thinking!? You just say she looked like a hooker lol

Sorry I didn't know that saying h o o k e r was not allowed. Sorry. I didn't say the F word or anything i swear

1)ask all the employees to bring you the same item.
2)tell the people the store is infected with a deadly virus
3)turn all the kids toys that make noise on
4)act like the greeter

take off the things on clothes that ring really loud and attach it to the back of someone's shirt.

Go in wearing a target shirt and tell people that are eating in the mcdonalds that the manager told you to say that they are fat.

Ask the manager where the best place to hide some crank is, and then suggest maybe the back to preschool section.

1. Yell how crappy Wal Mart is to begin with!!
2. Say you are thirsty and drink the packaged water from the shelves.
3. Ask where the ____ is when it is right in front of you/ you are holding it!!

1) Watch a movie on the display TV's. Then complain about it.
2) Pretend you're the Tourettes guy without having Tourettes.
3) Poop in the toys aisle.
4) Piss randomly and complain about it.
5) Break open a window and walk away.
6) Eat the food.
7) Wear the store clothes and walk away with them.
8) Scream.
9) Say Chuck Norris is gay out loud. (You will be Round-house kicked in the following seconds.)
10) Yell random Duke Nukem phrases.

Smack an employee then pull his pants down and take a crap on his foot.

Punch the manager with a bird.

1. grab the Pace sauce on the aisle, and dump it in the slushie machine...
2. circle your birthday on all of the calendars
3. throw soap and water on the ground and slide down the clothes section with a paint brush with neon green paint on it and getting it all over the clothes.
4. play the loudest trumpet note you possibly can! xD