There are certain products whose names we just don't use - instead we use a brand name to describe the product. I'd like to see how many we can come up with. So, list the product, and the brand name most people use, like this: Facial Tissue - Kleenex or Plastic Airtight Container - Tupperware
These next two are really only relevant in this part of my state (I suppose).
Any girl wearing her boat shoes, running shorts, bedhead in a ponytail, perfect make-up, ski-goggles, and her sorority letters on her tank - Sorostitute
Any boy wearing croakies with his Ray-Bans, short khaki shorts, rainbow flip-flops, fraternity party shirt, and long messy hair - Fratdaddy
Haha, I feel it like waves crashing on the beach. But with blood and more like tsunamis. It is refreshing. Because I share your hatred. But we are more simple where I live. Whore and bastard work well enough.
