Hmmm... in 1st Period (Gym) I pretend to run around when the teacher isn't looking. in 2nd period (Social Studies) I pretend to study and if I'm asked a question I just look like I'm thinking until the teacher picks a different person. in 3rd Period (Science) I let my friends do all the lab work for me. in 4th Period (Music/Study Hall) I pretend I'm doing homework when I'm really just doodling. in 5th and 6th Period (English) I talk to my friends. in 7th Period (Math) I try to kill myself. in 8th Period (FACS) I sew my fingers off. in 9th Period (Home) I repliy in forums like these.
My third grade teacher couldn't spell. She asked me to spell the word "mysteries" on the board. Then she announced to the class that it was spelled incorrectly, so she wrote the "correct" spelling on the board. Of course, she forgot the first "e" in the word, so I just announced back to the class that my teacher (who was shorter than I was, believe it or not) could not spell. She got teased about her spelling dysfunction throughout that entire year.
In my old classrooms you could open the desks and they were quite deep. A mate of mine suggested we should try and smoke under our desks exhaling into the desk and then quickly shutting the lid. We turned it into a competition of who could smoke the most without getting caught. It was all good til the fire alarm went off and the school was evacuated. Then we were in deep shit. Still good times.
Hmm well last year round term 4 i had the biggest fight with my teacher he almost hit me lol....
Well i was talkin so he said stop and i said ok sir then he stood up walked oover and said.....NO BOY DONT YOU BACK SHAT TO ME!!...so i said..i didnt sir....YOU DID IT AGAIN THATS IT SO SEE DEPUTY...So i stood up and said...WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FREKING PROBLEM..YOU KNOW WHAT DONT YOU FREKING BACK CHAT TO ME OLD MAN!!!!!!!1
So he saw me at lunch and had a fit and my bestie was in the class to... During his fit i just said..screw you and walked of then he told my.."now boy dont you hang around with him no more or ill ring your parents..so my freind said aiight and walked out...then was callen out my name so sir could hear..
Hmmm... in 1st Period (Gym) I pretend to run around when the teacher isn't looking. in 2nd period (Social Studies) I pretend to study and if I'm asked a question I just look like I'm thinking until the teacher picks a different person. in 3rd Period (Science) I let my friends do all the lab work for me. in 4th Period (Music/Study Hall) I pretend I'm doing homework when I'm really just doodling. in 5th and 6th Period (English) I talk to my friends. in 7th Period (Math) I try to kill myself. in 8th Period (FACS) I sew my fingers off. in 9th Period (Home) I repliy in forums like these.
I remember when I was in Form I (year 7...nuts to you Americans, I still don't understand your system)...there were two things of note. One was that I drop-kicked my homeroom door and broke it. I'm not sure why I did that.
The other was that since we were sitting on those old-school two-to-a-desk, my friend and I decided to draw a mural on the desk with liquid paper/whiteout. It started out as a simple fight between two stick figures then blew out into a massive battle with helicopters, jets, tanks, rockets, flames in wonderful highlighter technicolour that eventually covered the entire desktop. For some funny reason none of the staff seemed to say anything about it until the headmaster of the lower school walked in on me while I was in the middle of rendering a kamikaze on a quad-bike.
The next day my homeroom teacher handed me a scrap of sandpaper and shot me a look of death. Given he was also my English teacher and I didn't take his class at all seriously, I can't help but feel that his failing me for writing an "irrelevant" essay five years later was some form of payback!
I tend to say things that indirectly tackle the self conscious and prude students in my class... so many of them its crazy.
My teacher asked our class what everyone was doing for Valentines day. Eventually these 2 girls were talking and stated to the teacher "Guys are supposed to spoil their girlfrieds rotten."
I reply with a chuckle "Yeah, we call them suckers."
She looked at me "Are you calling my boyfriend a sucker?!"
"No, it was only a joke, jeez."
"Well you wouldnt want to meet my boyfriend. He's been in jail before." My teacher asks her if he was a big guy and she says "not really," and my teacher then asked her why he went to jail.
"For underaged drinking."
I rolled my eyes and laughed. No point in insulting such a self conscious person like that, no matter how stupid they are.
I hope she realizes, that if her boyfriend went to prison instead of jail, that he would be the guy getting his arse raped in the showers. Bragging about how tough someone is for getting arrestd for underaged drinking really is something to make fun of a person about, not admire. Stupid preps, all about relationships (sex, but not as direct) and partys. Later the girl said that she wouldn't date a guy who didn't pay for her dinner. What a bloody prude.
Later on the class asked if my teacher tanned in tanning beds and he said he prefured the natural way, laying in the sun. He went on saying he didn't want skin cancer. Knowing that the preppy girl tanned (she later said she tanned since 12 I beleive) I said out loud "Yeah, and people who tan get these nasty sunspots (basicly freckles all over your body) and she said "ffft, that won't happen to me."
Later the girl said that she wouldn't date a guy who didn't pay for her dinner.
I thought the rules had changed. You don't pay for a date unless you're going steady? Or maybe that only applies to students and working people and not preppies.
Knowing that the preppy girl tanned (she later said she tanned since 12 I beleive) I said out loud "Yeah, and people who tan get these nasty sunspots (basicly freckles all over your body) and she said "ffft, that won't happen to me."
Yay, I get to see these people in clinic. Like the next one, day after tomorrow.
I like talking to my classmates and when i get bored when my teachers ask something i decide to say something funny sometimes i get scolded but most of the time it's fun!
