Well mine are all true seriously i almost choked twice on bread and candy i almost drowned in the ocean once and i flipped over on a ATV (four-wheeler)
That reminds me I once err.. (almost embaressed to say this) ran myself over on a quad-bike. It was a tight corner and the steering broke. See it wasn't my fault.
Thanks a lot tennisman nice bit of support there. I could have been traumatised for all you know. I'm not and it is hilarious but still. Anyway like I said it wasn't my fault the steering broke.
Hmmmm i got a lot...countless times by cars...someone pulled all the way out of an alley very fast when i was going like 20 on my bike down the sidewalk...hit the car and flew over it and nearly hit a telephone pole...drowning....me and my bro were fighting and he went beserk and nearly suffocated me with a pillow...Car wrecks(been in 2).....fisher nearly tore my arm off(not a fisher man a fisher its like a ferret only 15 times bigger wit razor sharp teeth and claws and attack anything that moves...would count this as one but went hunting with my dad in a tree stand and a bear walked up and stared at us for like 10 minutes then it left...I've hit a tree with a snowmobile...Flipped a forwheeler countless times(one was in a creek and my leg got stuck underneath of it...good thing it was only like 8 inches deep)cutting wood with my uncle and the tree nearly fell on me...Jumped off my roof and borke my arm(yes that one was sheer stupidity) and thats about it so i guess i almost died a lot of times
i got in a terrible car crash once, and i was in a comma for like a week. Some drunk idiot ran a red light going 90 and slammed right in front of my door, if it would have been another 2 ft closer to me i would have died
i got in a terrible car crash once, and i was in a comma for like a week. Some drunk idiot ran a red light going 90 and slammed right in front of my door, if it would have been another 2 ft closer to me i would have died
