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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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kingryan
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Here?

It was down the bottom all along!

Strop
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Ah yes, but the "Art and Music" thread was only renamed after I became mod, so that after June 2008...

I've been visiting this place since it was known as Games of Gondor, I know KR would deffo remember that. I didn't even realise there was a beta of the new site out, all I remember was one day I rocked up and like whoa, there's user accounts?

But I'm not generally that social so I didn't sign up for a long time.

thoadthetoad
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Ah yes, but the "Art and Music" thread was only renamed after I became mod, so that after June 2008...

Yep, the day that Carlie and Daniel extremely rued, and thus blew their brains out with a .50 calibur rifle.
Dan went first.

lol jk, and I don't think I was even born when this was Games of Gondor, I barely got into internet gaming a couple of years ago, and last year I turned to forum lurking, now I'm starting to chat lurk.

"It's a viiilent, pornography~ Chocking chicks and Sodommeeee~ The kinda shit you get on your tv~"
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I've been visiting this place since it was known as Games of Gondor, I know KR would deffo remember that. I didn't even realise there was a beta of the new site out, all I remember was one day I rocked up and like whoa, there's user accounts?


I sent an email to Dan saying about how I lost my game to do with something about an ad and he asked if I wanted to be a beta tester. I've been here ever since!
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I sent an email to Dan saying about how I lost my game to do with something about an ad and he asked if I wanted to be a beta tester. I've been here ever since!

*legasp*
you met dan? You lucky you. I'da loved meetin' dan, he's my HTML.
Hero
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yes, he's my Herothemanlady. Don't ask, it wilL BLOW YOUR MIND.
kingryan
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*legasp*
you met dan? You lucky you. I'da loved meetin' dan, he's my HTML.


Umm...email? I have no idea what you are talking about with the Herothemanlady....
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mm...email? I have no idea what you are talking about with the Herothemanlady....

Bad pun, anyways, that's cool. I doubt I'd even get my e-mail read unless it had something to do with a dire site glich.

So anyways, I'll come out with the new segment soon, right after this little deleted scene from the Moe battle:

The mech laughed and strop fell to his knee's, *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap(ninja)fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Suddenly- ryan entered.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap(group)fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
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The mech laughed and strop fell to his knee's, *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap(ninja)fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Suddenly- ryan entered.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap(group)fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*


Huh? Thoad...*quote carlie - Thats a ban*
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
I join!/spam

thoadthetoad
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Huh? Thoad...*quote carlie - Thats a ban*

Not like someone hasn't ridiculed a mod before, just look at zoph and the Pink Negligee.
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Not like someone hasn't ridiculed a mod before, just look at zoph and the Pink Negligee.


And Strop the crossdresser and Strop on? Or is that what you're talking about?

What is up with Zega's post?
thoadthetoad
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And Strop the crossdresser and Strop on? Or is that what you're talking about?

indeed, and Zega was happy because I asked him if I could use his name.
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Hm, to prevent this forum from going the way of various others, I will similarly forbid any more references to such things as circlejerks and whatnot.

Yes, that includes you thoad.

thoadthetoad
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Hm, to prevent this forum from going the way of various others, I will similarly forbid any more references to such things as circlejerks and whatnot.

Yes, that includes you thoad.

lol fine.
Your jsut soar because I made you group fap with your bogan buddy ;D but ok, I'll stop because I can tell your want to shove thor up my...ok this just sounds too gay, I'm going to stop.
Strop
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This is for your own good, thoad! You already give yourself away on far too regular a basis for me not to want to intervene!

But srsly people might get offended.

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