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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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crimsonblade55
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I was going to take the trainee's out to recruit dank but...I have to go alone, now.


hmm recruit dank huh?Last I checked he is not very weak minded now is he?
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This segment isn't as great as the others but it is still awesome so ya keep em coming and can't wait till the next one.

crimsonblade55
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This segment isn't as great as the others


Meh I would have to disagree,but I guess its all a matter of opinion.
Flippin3500
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This segment isn't as great as the others


Yeah, I kinda agree, but don't get me wrong. I like it.
russianfreak
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Meh I would have to disagree,but I guess its all a matter of opinion.

Ya it defenatly is.
Yeah, I kinda agree, but don't get me wrong. I like it.

Nobody took it wrong a think.
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hahaha, your actually part of the Syndicate Board. Your in the strop section with Ryan.


Oh yeah! Thank you man! And please continue! I really love this stuff! You and your craz-hey idea's Thoad!
thoadthetoad
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Nah, reading it iover again it is alot less actiony.
SIDE NOTE.
through many Role Plays, I have now almost completely MASTERED first person. jk.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Nah, reading it iover again it is alot less actiony.
SIDE NOTE.
through many Role Plays, I have now almost completely MASTERED first person. jk.


Haha........Don't jinx yourself!


NO! You have crushed my heart, by pretending to post another segment, yet it was only to "gloat" about yourself, and then nothing more!

...........I....I....I feel so "used"!
thoadthetoad
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...........I....I....I feel so "used"!

th...that was so gay it was just WRONG.
New segment:
Strop came to Kingryan, stating a simple word, "Love," and took off. Little did Ryan know, Strop said "you" right after he jumped, going towards the forest of Dank, the residence would be-
PSYCH.
That was all just a joke, and all of you were pwned. lol.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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th...that was so gay it was just WRONG.


Haha, yeah it was.......but not as much as this:

Strop came to Kingryan, stating a simple word, "Love," and took off. Little did Ryan know, Strop said "you" right after he jumped,


Even if you were "jokeing" And I was not &quotwned" beacuse I am the &quotwnz0r"!
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So much noob! *covers ears* Watch out, they're sensitive!

The way this is unfolding is funny because what I've written on my map implies that the majority of those living on Aristocrat Way (the top 100) are almost always under investigation for suspicion of organised criminal activity...

I DID IT WITH THOR!

thoadthetoad
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The way this is unfolding is funny because what I've written on my map implies that the majority of those living on Aristocrat Way (the top 100) are almost always under investigation for suspicion of organised criminal activity...

that...IS IRONIC, THAT'S EXTREMELY IRONIC, ACTUALLY.
I DID IT WITH THOR!

I laughed, SO HARD when I read this, but EWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWW EWEY EW EW EWWWWWW
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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under investigation for suspicion of organised criminal activity...


.....What kind of criminal activity are we talking about? *Shifty eye's*

And am I one of them? If I am, I'll be damned!


I DID IT WITH THOR!
Wait......would this not count as criminal activity?


Thoad, when are you going to post the real segment?
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Well, it was just a comment on how a lot of people seem to come under fire for either being in the top 100 or making an appearance there very quickly. Sometimes these users are accused (sometimes incorrectly, sometimes correctly) of spamming or, even in some extreme cases, flagrantly spamming and in the day where referrals used to exist, creating hundreds of fake (ghost) accounts to exploit the referral system.

That's why we got rid of referrals. But aspects of the politics remain. Also endemic to those in the top 100 are people who occasionally go troppo because they've had enough of being known only for having so many AP.

So yeah, that's also why I've been keen to make the distinction between those in the top 100 and those who have access to Armor Castle. And as you can see, this division is playing out majorly in Thoad's work.

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Thoad, when are you going to post the real segment?

I already posted todays segment, you just gotta wait till tomorrow. lol.
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