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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Strop
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p.s. Kingryan, I believe I have more than twice as many posts as you do, but that's natural since I'm second only to Carlie in number of posts :P

kingryan
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p.s. Kingryan, I believe I have more than twice as many posts as you do, but that's natural since I'm second only to Carlie in number of posts :P


Shhh Strop...Who cares about people who have more...

And what about Firetail...he has about 8000 right?
Strop
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Holy shizz you're right.

Make that third.

Congratulations anyway kingryan. You've worked hard for your 2000 posts :P

kingryan
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Congratulations anyway kingryan. You've worked hard for your 2000 posts :P


Is it hard work or addiction?
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p.s. Kingryan, I believe I have more than twice as many posts as you do, but that's natural since I'm second only to Carlie in number of posts :P
ANd after I'd finally crawled past your AP ranking, you come back from your holiday and swoops past. ;_;
But I'm catching up! Eventually... Sort of...
When you have more work I will. >_>

And holy crab this thread moves fast.
kingryan
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And holy crab this thread moves fast.


I know! I come home from school...and there are 6 more pages! Its so annoying!
Healmeal
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I know! I come home from school...and there are 6 more pages! Its so annoying!


It's even 8 here for me :/

I can't read all so I usually skip till i see a HUGE post (story :P)

So i read the story.

so... PLEASE DON"T POST TOO MUCH WITHOUT MEHHH!!! :P
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Its a good thing I was around when a majority of those pages were made.I came in here today to find maybe two extra pages.Anyways still waiting for next segment....I seem to be doing nothing but waiting lately it seems.

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I just realised if you went to my deviantart you'd be able to find it too.

hahaha, you FAIL.


Ahh, back in the golden age, I quickly rose to the top 10 posters...with a terrible tyrant of posts, but sadly, that day is no more.

And holy crab this thread moves fast.

Iknorite?! I'm so happy, this might turn out to be as popular as the ZSC. That means I've made TWO, REPEAT, TWO GODLY THREADS!!! (that are NOT, NOOOT Competitions)
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sweet you deserve recon...oh wait this isn't Halo 3 and I'm not Bungie so....never mind that,that never happened.....still waiting...

Strop
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This thread does, after all, consist of backchat from the regulars and off-topic posts, in fact you could say it's got one of the highest "spam to content" ratio of any thread I've seen and have no inclination of locking. Meaning that it's more of an aberration than an example.

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...But if we weren't of topic, this thread would be no fun! An we know grumpy old strawp over there is all about fun!

I had a dream about penicorns last night. I hate you now thoad...and Dank for inventing them. lol

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I had a dream about penicorns last night.


.... O.O

No comment.

This is pretty off topic though.
thoadthetoad
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This thread does, after all, consist of backchat from the regulars and off-topic posts, in fact you could say it's got one of the highest "spam to content" ratio of any thread I've seen and have no inclination of locking. Meaning that it's more of an aberration than an example.

Technically, the topic strains to completely odd things. Such as the watermelon topic or the topic of there being to topic...I'll make the next segment soon, so don't wet yourselves everybody, lol.
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@toadthetoad
Were is todays chapter? i was waiting all day for it!!!

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