mmk, sorry bout that folks, here's the new segment:
I was in the closet, scared as Strop tried to persuade Dank to join him. I held the coat beside me, and to my right there was a tie of....yeah, a tie of the male genetalia. "What's with this guy and cock jo-" Before I could mumble to myself, strop jolted his head towards the closet.
"Who's in there?!" Strop yelled at Dank. Dank, naturally, was confused, and hadn't known of the Moderation wars.
"Well, it's the user known as Thoadthetoad, you know, the guy who started that zombie club thing?" Dank told Strop, a little frightened.
"Throad..." Strop taunted, growling. I got pissed, and burst through the closet, yelling.
"DON'T CALL ME THROAD YOU DIRTY MOD!" I threw a punch at him, raging. He easily and smoothly dodged it, grabbing me by the hand and throwing me out the window of Danks cabin.
I was covered in glass, but because of my tough clothing, I hadn't gotten cut. "Ok you dirty mod, let's GO," I yelled at Strop, cooled down but not exactly calm.
"Bring it," Strop grunted, letting out some horse breathe under his mask. I hadn't noticed it, but his eyes were beginning to be a dull...purple.
I put myself in a battle ready position, ready to take anything he threw at me. He charged, fists ready. Before he could have hit me, I slid towards him, tripping the horse with his own movements. Strop landed on his hands, doing a flip and landing on his feet as I pushed myself up.
"C'mon, ya pansy!" I said to strop, mimicing Monty Pythons the black knight scene.
His eyes turned a deep purple, and he started attacking me with a flurry of kicks, flips, and punches. I dodged each with pure accuracy, when I found an open moment. I grabbed Strops hoove, it trying to kick me across the face. "You're getting weaker," I taunted, folding my hands around it, throwing him into the air.
He roared in anger as he went flying through the air, and landed in a tumble. "DIE" He yelled, throwing a barrage of Needles with poison tips at me.
I dashed to my right, yelling, "I thought you didn't <i>use</i> poison, Strop!" I yelled at him, taunting him. "Oh well, if your not gonna play fair," I pulled out a bunch of smoke tabs, of which were small bombs that let out smoke. "I won't," I chuckled and threw them down, causing our entire battlefield to be filled with smoke.
"WHERE ARE YOU COWARD?!" Strop yelled, his eyes turning a dark purple. He summoned thor, "FINE, IF YOU WON'T COME OUT, I'LL BLAST YOU OUT!" He yelled into the smoke. He hit the ground, causing dust to throw the smoke away, and I put my arms in front of myself, blocking the rubble. "There you are!" He yelled, throwing Thor at my face, I ducked back every now and again, noticing his dark purple eyes glowing.
I grabbed the head of Thor, it having no effect and poor strength. Strop was amazed. "WHY ARE YOU NOT BANNED?!" He yelled at me. I told him just why, "You locked the gates, remember?" I smiled wide, pulling Thor from Strops hands. "Your corruption has made you weak strop, your letting a user get the better of you!" I swung Thor at Strop, hitting him full on. "Your pathetic," I said simply, tossing Thor in his direction.
Strop was laying down, extremely hurt by having Thor hit him clear in his face. His eyes turned back into a lucious sky blue, as I walked towards Dank, explaining myself. "ArmorLand is under war by the mods, will you help the Syndicate to overthrow the mods?" I offered my hand, and Dank shook it.
Strop faded in and out, until he finally blacked out. His breathe still running and filling his lungs, but completely unconcious from Thoadthetoad's blow. "Daamn...yoou..." he murmured before he finally gave out.
I walked towards the hole in the Residence once more, riding, to my disgust, another penicorn. "I wonder what Dan will think of the new breed of Unicorn I bred!" Dank said. I puked off the side, and looked at him.
"I forgot to mention...Dan's dead. Carlie is also dead, that's why this entire war started..." I told him.
"What?!" He said to me, rather shocked. I explained to him the past 3 months, and he simply nodded and kept riding the Penicorn.
"The Rest of the Moderators will pay..." I whispered under my breathe, leaving Danks Penicorn and heading to my house in the Aristocracy.
