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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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kevin44
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Especially considering that this story has the least logic I have ever seen.


But that's what's great about it!

This is my favorite segment so far, keep it up.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Very nice thoad, I wish my eyes were purple!!!!!!!!!!!

thoadthetoad
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Don't you mean unlike what fst and RS said?

...yyyeah, you got what I meant though, no harm done. lol.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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wow, two whole hours with out a single post! See what no off topicness does to this place?

crimsonblade55
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there is not much to talk about when you are not off topic huh?Well still that last segment was good.Personally I am still a bit annoyed by the concept of penicorns though...

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I'm also glad you liked the segment


Not entirely sure if I like it as a whole...I mean it's awfully alien to my perception of my own character, but then this is a pretty far-fetched concept in the first place! So you could say I'm reserving judgement to see how you develop it.

Ooooh, pressure >:3
thoadthetoad
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Personally I am still a bit annoyed by the concept of penicorns though...

well, it's important to Danks character, and it's the main rumour/alias part of him that I know, so I kinda HAD to put them there. Ya Know?
crimsonblade55
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well, it's important to Danks character, and it's the main rumour/alias part of him that I know, so I kinda HAD to put them there. Ya Know?


well besides him knowing what seems like every programming language that exists or something like that.
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So when i the next segment coming?

thoadthetoad
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I mean it's awfully alien to my perception of my own character, but then this is a pretty far-fetched concept in the first place! So you could say I'm reserving judgement to see how you develop it.

I intend for you character to be alien, and I know it's far from what the real Strop would do, I could give you a sneak but you'd have to delete said comment upon contact. Strop, is something of a plot device in my story, and he'll continue to be a plot device of sorts until I see the time to unleash the next plot device deriving from him.

Also, all segments are on hold for another 24 hours, unless I posted it yesterday...did I?
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I intend for you character to be alien

ROFL Strop is a alian haha
Also, all segments are on hold for another 24 hours, unless I posted it yesterday...did I?

Yes you posted it yesterday at like 11:00 PM western time 2:00 AG time
thoadthetoad
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homai, ok, expect it at around the same time then, I'm stuck reading the rest of "A Tale of Two Cities" from Charles Dickens, and I hate it.

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Hm, that gave me a big hint there, thoad. Don't spoil it for me, I'll wait to see if I got it right, but if I am, things make a lot more sense.

so I kinda HAD to put them there.


I will not comment on Dank's relationship to penicorns but I will say that their inclusion in any story immediately qualifies that story for at least an MA15+ rating. It was his introduction of them to the concept of Story of Strop that finally destroyed my chances of making SoS a children's comic.

But then again, this is the internet. 'sif that was going to happen anyway.
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Great job on the chapter/segment Thoad! I am waiting to see what is going to happen next!

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I will not comment on Dank's relationship to penicorns but I will say that their inclusion in any story immediately qualifies that story for at least an MA15+ rating. It was his introduction of them to the concept of Story of Strop that finally destroyed my chances of making SoS a children's comic.

LOL. You wanted it to be a children's comic? Might as well add Vagina-man to your collection of superhero's, strop 'ol pal.

That Vagina-man concept gave me an odd Idea, what if people used sexual organ SUPERHEROES for sex ed films? It'd keep the 5th graders captivated. lol.

'sif

*AHEM*
It's s'if, my good sir.
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