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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Cenere
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Funnily enough I think he's sleeping.
2 o'clock in the night by him, if I remember correctly.

thoadthetoad
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Of, I love these kinds of collective punishments! They make me feel special:P

How deliciously Ironic.
Just to clear our. Not bashing you because of the incident, just generally mocking you because I can.
You would do the same, and you know it.

either way, I would consider us uneven, making me need to get back at you, but I'll let it slide this one time because I could easily blab that thing zoph blabbed to and well....oh well you know.
I can also hint and lead people on your trail, compadre ;D that's besides the point, however.
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Oh well, but fine. I trashed your Nerg in the mwt, you trash Cen here. Can we get on with the text now?
Let me just... I appologize for... that stuff.
Now, even?

thoadthetoad
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Oh well, but fine. I trashed your Nerg in the mwt, you trash Cen here. Can we get on with the text now?
Let me just... I appologize for... that stuff.
Now, even?

Since when did you trash him? As I remember, I dropped out on my own accord.
Strop
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Alright guys, teasing was all in good fun but one-upping and blackmail is not.

Stop it now.

Cenere
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That is because you do not read the mwt anymore. It is your own fault for not reading on, Thoady. Now, post that stuff so we can get on with it, huh?

thoadthetoad
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That is because you do not read the mwt anymore. It is your own fault for not reading on, Thoady. Now, post that stuff so we can get on with it, huh?

Post what? I already told you not today, On tuesday morning, mayhaps. I'll stop the blackmail, but just because you asked nicely.
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Post what? I already told you not today, On tuesday morning, mayhaps. I'll stop the blackmail, but just because you asked nicely.

*sighs, shakes head* What ever. Oh well.
Well, give me a reason not to draw, at least. Thanks.
crimsonblade55
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...hmm well at least I have Heroes to look forward to today.

thisisnotanalt
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Gives me a reason to arbitrarily hope that someone will post in my new thread!
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I already told you not today

pweeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeee? With candy and sugaw and a bunch of othew sugawy goodness on top?
Strop
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I'll stop the blackmail, but just because you asked nicely.


Not because I asked nicely but because I asked, period.

To be clear I'm a lenient person but there are times I will put my foot down. I do not tolerate passive-aggressive disrespectfulness for one. All I expect in response is "okay" at most.
thoadthetoad
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Well, give me a reason not to draw, at least. Thanks.

No problem, no problem at all
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hey Thoad.....if you do that, I'll be under your bed tonight!


NO! We WANT him to post it! god, now he's getting all excited over there just thinking about it!

All I expect in response is "okay" at most.


So just hypatheticly if I were to say no?

Thoad, I await todays segment...though it will most likey not happen for a while.
thoadthetoad
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NO! We WANT him to post it! god, now he's getting all excited over there just thinking about it!

Ok, I won't go to corporal punishment again because of that, because that was actually something that made me laugh a little, some TASTEFUL comedy at my expense. Trust me, I know tasteful comedy at other peoples expenses.

Thoad, I await todays segment...though it will most likey not happen for a while.

Ok, so then, new segment is going to be posted in a couple of hours, HOLD THOSE THONGS TIGHT (specially because I don't want this shot to get screwed up like the last one)~
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Man, I will be all snug in bed in a few hours. I live on AG time, and my dear old mum makes me go to bed by AT LEAST 11.

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