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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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slliM
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Burn firetail. Burn. Jk! Wow I'm bad at puns!

But hey, that was a better way to ask it than just saying "Hey, dude, can you be puttin me in yur storiez and stuffz... zorz."

I wonder what is gonna happen to Dank, now that he has that wierd thing.

thoadthetoad
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"Hey, dude, can you be puttin me in yur storiez and stuffz... zorz."

I lol'd when zorz came into play, but this is mainly focusing on the mods and what's in the elleged castle.
slliM
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I lol'd when zorz came into play, but this is mainly focusing on the mods and what's in the elleged castle.


Wait, so the castle might not exist? This is more confusing than that one lost episode.

*Flash back* *polar bear appears on screen* *man watching TV's head explodes* *end of flash back* Dodododododod.,..
thoadthetoad
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When I said elleged, I meant the one I was talking about, lol.

slliM
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Yeah... I tend to be stupid like that.I also needed a reason to reference Family Guy/Lost. I am watching G4 right now....

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Thoad, you do realise if you leave me with those fudging penicorns i will kill you. Brutally.

thoadthetoad
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hahaha, They're all outside.

Strop
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Well, now Strop's speaking in this all womanly voice and all that it's obvious...because of the OOC-ness I won't be able to tell what's me and what's not without really obvious pointers, you see.

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Good Thoad...Poor Skater, imagine if you leave the door open...and some 'creatures' happen to wander in...

*owwww my teefs*

thoadthetoad
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Well, now Strop's speaking in this all womanly voice and all that it's obvious...because of the OOC-ness I won't be able to tell what's me and what's not without really obvious pointers, you see.

*epic frown stare that's similar to Cenere's*
- -...

and I thought I was dull when I went "whut" at one of your other comments.
slliM
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Haha, Strop is a man-woman now?

Whut?

Cenere
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*epic frown stare that's similar to Cenere's*

Hmm, I want to draw that!
Though, not you.
:P
slliM
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Hmm, I want to draw that!


I want to see that drawn!
I can picture it now.

._.
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http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq1/Cerene_Cerine/scrapession.jpg
Ignore the doodle in the corner, I was random..
Hmm, scrap. Skecth. W/e
... He is halfblind!

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Poor Skater, imagine if you leave the door open...and some 'creatures' happen to wander in...


Jesus, I allready have to share a room with old faithfull over there. Adn what it he lets some of his buddies in for tea? I would be like o no!

*owwww my teefs*


Braces?
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