It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him. His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king. Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder. Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time. After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved. Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves. Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well. Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion. Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai. Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed. There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved. The Moderation wars have just begun.
WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.
@skater: It's a compilation of all teh moderashun warz storeez. ---------- Tuna, whenever I see your armatar I'm reminded of the song Corazon Espinado by Santana. . . .
@tuna: Why the ellipsis? Espinado, Espinado Corazooooooooooooooon. . . . -------- I'm also slightly reminded of the song Fortunate Son by Creedence. . . .
I thought since I hate downloading files,and not everyone has a zip file compiler program, that I would go ahead and take Ubertuna's file and make accessible over the internet...I hope thats alright with you guys though.
I hope that it works though.I am using the acrobat.com Beta to do this. Also Ubertuna I didn't know you had acrobat, nice to know. I am trying to create a guide for AG using it, and am not having too much luck in using it so far...
I don't have Acrobat :P I saved it as a pdf from appleworks. And also, thanks for uploading that! I tried to find a place to make it viewable online, but I didn't have much luck.
oh right I forgot PDF's can be created in other programs. I'm too used to the way it works with flash where flash games can only be made with Adobe Flash(except for a few other more complicated options, from what I have heard) but either way Acrobat makes it easy for you to upload your files to their site, once you have it on Acrobat. I was wondering why you didn't upload it, but that makes sense.
That's extremely cool, and I'm elated you did that for me I mean, really cool! I'm also pretty flattered that you did it. Seriously, this is very cool! It also makes it easier for me to upload to DA (I was going to do it so that my viewers there could read easily).
Cool how you got the cover art and the map in there too
Putting it upon someone else just shows that you have it yourself.
Not to mention that Strop is a closet sheep rapist. Just like the Brazilians (delete the post if it's a bit too vulgar right there, but those are the rumors).
...I'll allow that, unless somebody else complains about it >_>
Wrong country thoad, you're off by a few thousand kilometers! Or a few hundred, if you're familiar with the Australian joke about New Zealanders.
Cool how you got the cover art and the map in there too
The map in there too? Hm, somebody ought to have checked back to whether I was okay with redistribution of that map, but I'll give it the retroactive okay.
