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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Cenere
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Oh and the "There is a new segment" and thereby make people, aka me, go look.
Not that I am trusting you very much in the first place, but it is pretty much dead atm.

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Yes, you are very good, Alt...
I wonder how many of those pages are pure spam.
Anyway, there ought to be a new segment for this special occasion.

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nope, but you are about to be spamm-blammed.

On celebration of the 100th page, here's some bad news!

MW is further delayed due to math homwork :P

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You should release my epic battle against Moe to celebrate page #100.

That's next chapter UT, and I'm in low self esteem mode because cholo got mad at me for being the thoad we all know and are annoyed of, but love anyway.
ubertuna
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but love anyway.


But love is a human emotion...

Are you implying something, Thoad?

*glare*
Strop
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I wonder how many of those pages are pure spam.


There are a little under 2 dozen parts. So that'd make 2-3 pages of posts.

Then there's maybe 100 or so posts actually discussing the story. And maybe 200 of "freakin' awesome" posts.

So that would leave about 70 pages of pure spam, by my guess!
thoadthetoad
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. . .

OH cen we all know that you hate me with a burning passion. Okay I was exaggerating, but I know you hate me *takes a sip of coke*

Anyways, I'll post the new segment soon, gotta go duke it out with the schoolboard today.
The artsection trademark. Spam.

Which is probably why this thread hasn't been locked yet. I'm pretty sure that you're over-exaggerating though, strop. I'd guess only about 30-50 pages are spam, but not even pure. There's 20 different segments. and saying that something "is awesome" surely can't be spam.

You also forgot the "can I be in it, and as <...>? Please?!" posts.
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OH cen we all know that you hate me with a burning passion. Okay I was exaggerating, but I know you hate me

Just finding it interesting you care that Cholo is mad at you > >...
And I just dislike you slightly. I hate a suprisingly little number of people.

Anyways, I'll post the new segment soon

*do not trust*
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Are you implying something, Thoad?

If you're implying you're even a fish, I'm really surprised that you remembered to come to this thread, as fish only have the memoryspan of 2 seconds, right?
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If you're implying you're even a fish, I'm really surprised that you remembered to come to this thread, as fish only have the memoryspan of 2 seconds, right?

That is goldfish.
Ubertuna is a.. Uber... Tuna.
...
Who hits awesome from the other side! (Seriously a good quote)
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*reads reads reads reads*

WTF! Were is my storyz! I need my daily fix!!!!!!!

thoadthetoad
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Alright lemme just finish my homework and then you guys will get your segment :P

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That is goldfish.
Ubertuna is a.. Uber... Tuna.


lawl.

Also, Thoad missed his hundred page slot. Want me to go through and delete spam posts until your new segment is pushed back to page numba 100?
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Also, Thoad missed his hundred page slot. Want me to go through and delete spam posts until your new segment is pushed back to page numba 100?

sure, go shoot for it. I'd also just like to say that I still need to do science, on top of math homework. SO today's segment is killed atm.
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SO today's segment is killed atm.

I knew it.
See, Thoad, that is why I do not trust you before I have evidence that you have actually made it...
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