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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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thoadthetoad
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Thoad, have you ever thought about making those pictures a link as well, so we could get a chance of seeing the whole thing?

You and your demon macs...fine. Stupid macs...
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I think you just insulted my Packard Bell...

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It slightly did but it'll come sometime...I'm really not sure. Stress has been hitting me hard with my dad being drunk and coming home that way. My mom's pissed 24/7, and I'm back into a drawing and gaming mood. So it might be a week.

Ugh, stuff like that is awful. I don't have problems with drunkenness or anything, but. . .*headdesk* sometimes I haaaaaaaate national press. . .ask me for explanation, that is if you care. . . .
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A week? I can wait. It's always fun to get kicked from a versus session for no reason in Left 4 Dead!
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Your MUM look weird


I told her you said that...she just went, "Shut the hell up."

Nice women ain't she?

And come on thoad, we all know That Strop is a DONKEYNIJAPIRATEJEWISHGAYPERSONMODERATOR

Yeah...strop...part of that wasn't in there...

*shifty eyes*

THOAD MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thoadthetoad
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And come on thoad, we all know That Strop is a DONKEYNIJAPIRATEJEWISHGAYPERSONMODERATOR


I agree.
/lige impression.

Oh that's a ban.
/carlie impression.

Aren't I great at iImpressions?

Even so, the new segment will come soon, cuz I'm addicted to "Before I Forget" from slipknot and I'm in a good mood.
thisisnotanalt
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So many impressions. . .argh. . . .
*repairs self*

thisisnotanalt
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Grr. . .I'm doing better. . .hoping for a new segment. . . .

Strop
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I told her you said that...she just went, "Shut the hell up."


Better than "Why are you talking to strange people on the internet?" >
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@Strop: But momma, they'we my fwiends!

Strop
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Oh, and:

I, am a world before I am a man,
I, was a creature before I could stand,
I will remember before I forget,
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!


That and Vermillion Pt.2 would be my favorites on that album.
thoadthetoad
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Better than "Why are you talking to strange people on the internet?" >

Should be more like "Why are you talking to pedohorses over the internet that TOTALLY aren't your uncle in disguise? No, he didn't tell me anything. He wants to meet you at this adress and I give him full assess to your hermaphrodite vagina....what? Quite looking at me like that!"

New segment in t minus whenever I finish it, I'm making it right now.
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Pedobear has relatives?

NO! NO 4CHAN REFERENCES ON ARMORGAMES D:<

You just go and finish that segment thoad...I'll just go back to studying now.

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YOUR MUM looks kinda weird.


The proper response to that statement would be "Touche," but I guess you people are just not classy enough to say awesome things like that.
Strop
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Sorry Kingryan, I had to delete your post as it had a word in it I probably can't allow on this site...you might want to repost...but more likely not >:3

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I forgot what I wrote too!!!!

Oh wait...wasn't it something about how Strop isn't really studying medicine...or only studying anatomy on 4chan and ***Tube (Blanked to protect younger viewers)???

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