It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him. His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king. Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder. Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time. After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved. Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves. Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well. Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion. Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai. Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed. There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved. The Moderation wars have just begun.
WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.
I'm really surprised that you remembered to come to this thread, as fish only have the memoryspan of 2 seconds, right?
Wrrrooooonnngggg! Fish (even goldfish) have been demonstrated to have actual long-term memories by identifying positive response to conditioning training.
All is not lost Ubertuna!
I'm pretty sure that you're over-exaggerating though, strop. I'd guess only about 30-50 pages are spam, but not even pure
Depends on your definition of spam. I counted the "Can I be in it plz" posts as spam, for example.
I knew it. See, Thoad, that is why I do not trust you before I have evidence that you have actually made it...
Cenere, trust me that I hate to disappoint my friends and my viewers/readers. Sometimes things come up, but the segment should come out today. Sorry bout that :P I really am :P
Depends on your definition of spam. I counted the "Can I be in it plz" posts as spam, for example.
I consider that spam as well. But I didn't see too many of them.
And this thread would be condensed to 20 pages. XD
...What is it that you consider spam exactly, voidy?
Moegreche continued his all horrific laugh, curdling the ears and innards of the users around the Collosus. The first 20 of the Syndicate stood bravely, however, holding their ground and making sure that the beast would be stopped. Silently, each were giving themselves a pep rally inside their brain. Bahamut raised a glowing claw in the air, it's lojick shell illuminating the day sky. "DIE!!!" Yelled the voice coming from Bahamut. The claw struck down upon the syndicate, and it's fleeing users. People flew into the air with the force of the blow. The rocks of the ground came up in a cataclysmic roar. Screams filled the construction site.