ForumsArt, Music, and WritingThe Moderation Wars (Download/View Parts 1-20 on page 96)

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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Cenere
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KR, try looking at page 96, people have been putting all the segments up in pdf, I think...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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voidy...a tucan?

THOAD!!!!!! WERE MY STORIESSS! It's like cigerets! I need my fix, or i go crazy! ...not the I smoke.....

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THOAD!!!!!! WERE MY STORIESSS! It's like cigerets! I need my fix, or i go crazy! ...not the I smoke.....

QUIT GETTING INTO MY CRACK STASH!

haha, no really though, I've been sick, so have mercy upon the poor, snot filled soul that is thoad. Plz?
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I've been sick, so have mercy upon the poor, snot filled soul that is thoad. Plz?


Get over it, kid! XD Well, not to be unsympathetic. . .Meh, once I had a cold for two months straight :O just hope you get over it sos we can hav moar storeezzzzzzzzz
thoadthetoad
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making full segment as I type.

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http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/115/e/a/MW_image_by_Thoadthetoad.png

You read the thumb, CLICK IT, CLICK IT NAOUGHOW.

Reason why I'm hosting on dA? I get more veiws there, and I can have easier bb code. I find <code> easier than [code].

kingryan
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But...that requires me to make an account. Which I don't want to do....

*sniff*

thoadthetoad
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....it requires you to make an account in order to see it?

I don't think so...

kingryan
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Then you think wrong!

You've been redirected here from MW by ~Thoadthetoad because you need to be a member to view Mature art.
Once you sign up you'll be sent back to it.
Sign up for FREE to check it out now!


See what I mean....

I folded and made an account...
ubertuna
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Why did you mark it as mature?

Cenere
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Uhm, not as good as it could have been... Either you are very ill, or very lazy. Probably a mix, but well...

thoadthetoad
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Why did you mark it as mature?

profanity and violence.
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QUIT GETTING INTO MY CRACK STASH!


I sowyz!!!!!!!!!!

Why did you mark it as mature?


it makes him feel like a grown up....gawd. XD
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well while I didn't like having to sign up, it motivated me to finally make an account on that site, so whatever.

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Hm, I'm in two minds about whether to redirect people to my DA. On one hand it does give the account more exposure. On the other hand in my experience people are a little loath to click links so marginal readers will end up not bothering.

So I end up only doing it if I have to, like if an image is too wide or something. And for images DA has the compound issue of requiring one to click "full view" which is supposed to be cool or something but ends up annoying D:

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