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Ernie15
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I have a feeling that our current president, Barack Obama, is not going to survive one full term. Stepping up to office, he is now vulnerable to assassination, more than any other president so far. Since he's the first non-white president, there will be more racist criminals after him; I'll be amazed if he survives two full years in office. I think he won't last that long, but I've been known to be a rather pessimistic fellow. What do you think?

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Ricador
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Shepherd

You know that Obama has to speak in public, and, as I've stated before, people can fool the metal detectors when they get in. When Obama is speaking, he's completely vulnerable to attack...


I think that someone has been watching to many movies like "Eagle Eye"

And, he speaks behind bullet proof glass i hear...
Flippin3500
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Shepherd

You seem like you know a lot about assassinations... Let me ask you, are you a member of the KKK? We're are fighting people in the war who would take their own lives to kill millions. If we kill one man out of hate, we are no better than terrorists.

Flippin3500
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Shepherd

And, he speaks behind bullet proof glass i hear...


Yes, yes he does. America sure has done Obama good.
Zootsuit_riot
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You know that Obama has to speak in public, and, as I've stated before, people can fool the metal detectors when they get in. When Obama is speaking, he's completely vulnerable to attack...


Oh, bull. He's so loaded with security the Secret Service agents would manage to take a blow from a landmine that Obama set off.
Ricador
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You seem like you know a lot about assassinations... Let me ask you, are you a member of the KKK?


Excuse me? If we were talking in person, i would slap you straight up. That was an ignorant, jerky comment.

We're are fighting people in the war who would take their own lives to kill millions.


What are you saying and how does that relate to the KKK?

I am saying that (encase you did not notice) the KKK are half insane people who hate blacks, and lo and behold, there is a black President. That is just begging for an assassination attempt from them.
Ernie15
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They dubbed it "The Beast" for a reason.


Actually, in most cases, vehicles are named to sound powerful.

Dodge Ram
Ford Bronco
Dodge Viper
Dodge Charger
AMC Matador
Jeep Wrangler
Isuzu Rodeo

Need I go on?
Flippin3500
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Shepherd

And, he speaks behind bullet proof glass i hear...


Yes, yes he does. America sure has done Obama good.
Ricador
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Shepherd

Actually, in most cases, vehicles are named to sound powerful.


Are you trying to say that just because it has a powerful name it is not tricked out with security? If that is what you are getting at:

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO
Ernie15
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And, he speaks behind bullet proof glass i hear...


Yes, yes he does. America sure has done Obama good.


You've made this same post twice...
mentorso123
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I for one, think that obama's probably going to last until he is around 93-ish after living a full...
or is that what we're talking about. My bad.

I'm pretty sure that you aren't the first people to be thinking of early assassination attempts. He's pretty well protected.

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First of all, I'm sorry for my copy post. It was in my copy/paste when I thought it was something else.

Why would you slap me in the face for that? It was a joke. Plus, you cracked a joke about a couple of posts ago about them.

Ricador
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You've made this same post twice...


I think that was a glitch...
Zootsuit_riot
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Actually, in most cases, vehicles are named to sound powerful.


...You're trying to tell me that the President's car isn't capable of protecting him? Jesus. You don't get it, man.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YCJsV2A98SU/SX9O80TM-ZI/AAAAAAAAGkw/kGDPluCQL7Q/s800/obama_car.jpg

There you go.
Ricador
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Why would you slap me in the face for that? It was a joke. Plus, you cracked a joke about a couple of posts ago about them.


*sigh* Then maybe you should have made it sound more jokeyish

Because that is a touchy accusation, so you reaaaallllly have to do a good job of making it sound like a joke.

...You're trying to tell me that the President's car isn't capable of protecting him? Jesus. You don't get it, man.


Thank you, i was hoping someone else besides me would call him out on that XD
Ernie15
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And, he speaks behind bullet proof glass i hear...


Is this glass rocket launcher-proof? Landmine proof? Remember, just because every other presidential assassin has used bullets for the job doesn't mean that the next one will...
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