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TotallySane
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I watched the newest Rambo movie last night, and I think there might be something wrong with me. In the opening scene, when the guy stands on the land mine, I laughed, REALLY hard. And when the people are getting their limbs cut off I laughed and made jokes. I fell on the ground almost crying when the guards head got caved in by the sniper bullet. Is there something wrong, or did everyone find this brutal movie as hilarious as I did?

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TotallySane
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Probably

Flippin3500
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It's funny because it's not real. It's just a movie. I laughed all through Quarantine! lol

CCRevival
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Really,you really believe that

Its actually true. This one child soldier had a biography written about him, and it includes Rambo in it.
Lige
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I laughed when people got shot in the head and their heads exploded.

CCRevival
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Did you know that there actually is a place where you can shoot someone in the head, and their head will explode?

Lige
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With any gun?

TotallySane
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Or you could not take chances and just use a mortar.

Lige
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Or you could not take chances and watch it happen on your TV.

CCRevival
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With any gun?

Yes, any gun. Well, any gun that wasn't made 100 years ago and still works. But yeah, generally, any gun.
Or you could not take chances and just use a mortar.

Mortars kinda don't work unless your, uh, far away, and you can't really aim for one single person... maybe a very large group if you're awesome, but generally, its for big, slow moving vehicles and buildings.
TotallySane
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Mortars kinda don't work unless your, uh, far away, and you can't really aim for one single person... maybe a very large group if you're awesome, but generally, its for big, slow moving vehicles and buildings.


Have you seen the new Rambo? They rape a village with mortars. Funny stuff.
CCRevival
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Hahaha no. I bet that scene taught plenty of little African child soldiers.

TotallySane
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Hahaha no. I bet that scene taught plenty of little African child soldiers.


Not in that town. The commander picked up a kid and threw him in a fire.
CCRevival
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What a fuckin gangsta. Africa's hardcore.

TotallySane
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I know. Love that place.

CCRevival
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Imma go there one day, get AIDS, and give everyone I know AIDS.

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